#mcb x reader

Imagen you put that jar as a joke...with a camera at the ready,only for...So many Cybertronians/Card bots to put human money in it...

Something just scratches my brain about humans showing their favorite cybertronian/cardbot videos of people doing amazing feats due to adrenaline…

Cause like what do you mean these little fleshy things can lift things 10x their weight simply because of a hormone being released into their body..

I can like, imagine their shock as they watch these videos and their little human buddy explaining the concept of “hysterical strength” to them…

Like, what do you mean your body can override its natural safety mechanisms in order to rush adrenaline through your muscles to give you a burst of superhuman strength..WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN LIFT A CAR??

I just really like the idea of cybertronians/metal card bots being in awe of the feats humans can do while running on adrenaline…okay anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk

I thought it was funny

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Summary a cardbot got too jealous of a cybertronian so they summon a genie, don't ask how they found one.

You decide which cardbot and cybertronian character

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[Cardbot 1]: [been watching reader laugh and talk to (cybertronian) who definitely into reader]

[Cardbot 1]:... give me the barrel

[Cardbot 2]: why you want this barrel oil??

[Cardbot 1]: give me the barrel!

After [cardbot 2] hands them the barrel, [Cardbot 1] began to rub the barrel with their servo only to get impatient and smack it, summoning a genie who wearing a pink robe with cucumbers on their eyes with face mask

Genie: oh my gosh who woke me up?

[Cardbot 1]: genie i like to make my final wish.

[Cardbot 2]: You had a genie and you didn't tell me!? Fake.

Genie: alright, what you want

[Cardbot 1]: this bot [cybertronian] from the autobots/decepticons is trying to steal my crush, so i want you to give them something.

Genie: oh I see i see, so you want me to give like a little rust or something maybe terrible paint job or mayb-

[Cardbot 1]: C y b e r c r o s i s

Both genie and [cardbot 2] were shocked and petrified, as cardbot looked at genie waiting for it.

[Cardbot 1]: do it.

Genie: thats too far man/girl, I can't do that to another bot

[Cardbot 1]: Give to them! GIVE TO EM NOW!!!!

I'll let yall decide what happens next.

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Mega truck is SUCH a himbo, like dude has almost blown his cover while being with you—MULTIPLE TIMES.

Like probably going to 'secluded' areas to dance, or to hang out with you alone. (meaning no stupid shadow x.)

And unfortunately you will be looking crazy to most, if not all people who find you. Whether it was you talking to 'no one,' or blasting music from your 'truck' alone; You're gonna look insane.

Mega trucker did apologize the first time, almost on his hands and knees while doing so. And also did so for all the other times.

He's lowkey stupid ,,, but at least he's your stupid 💔💔💔

Heavy Iron, sitting next to R/n while drinking his mocha and watching Black Hook be a fool:...

R/n: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Spark Beat & Flash Vector x Human Fem Child Reader

Warning: None, Platonic and fluff

Note: I didn't see much of the two brother x reader, so i make this fluff one-shot of the two brother ^^

Hiya Metal Cardbot fandom, I'm Niko (or Lukky, Shadow X's Wife, whatever you call me), the owner of this blog, and I'm gonna put up some rules before y'all start flooding my inbox:

I've been a Metal Cardbot fan since March of this year (as this blog's bio states) and I've already finished season 1, but I haven't finished watching Metal Cardbot S yet. So for those who want to request MCB:S, I'm sorry to say this but you'll have to wait until I announce on this blog that I'm ready to write for MCB:S Cardbots.

UPDATE: I can now do requests for the MCB:S Cardbots yay!!!

ANOTHER UPDATE: I will NOT do any future requests for the MCB:W Cardbots until ALL the episodes have premiered AND have a subtitled version.

I will only do requests for the Cardbots since there's not enough information about most of the humans.

The reader's gender will be set to gender-neutral as a default. But you can ask for male and female readers!

I write reader inserts in headcanons, oneshots, drabbles and very rarely ficlets.

If you want to add in certain details to your request, please include them in your ask! EG: if you request for Cardbot!Reader, I have to know which vehicle the reader is so that I don't piss off whoever the requester is by making Cardbot!Reader a random vehicle.

Poly relationships are allowed! And so are platonic and familial relationships!

My limit is 4 characters, and the reason I couldn't write for more than 4 is that it takes a long time for me to make up ideas for many characters.

Do NOT send NSFW requests to my inbox! The same goes for character x character stuff.

UPDATE: I will NOT add people's OCs to my fanfics since the readers won't recognize that the OC is an OC. The Readers/S.Os from my other MCB x Reader fanfics don't count since I feel that some of my readers will recognize them from those fanfics.

Another Update: Since I'm not really much of a Transformers fan (and I don't know much about TF itself besides TFP and the Bayverse movies), I don't think I can do requests that are something like "Reader is based on [TF something something]. I'm sorry to say this, but please don't send requests that are partially based on Transformers-related characters or things

I also can't do requests with highly detailed info about the reader!

And remember: I take my time writing these types of things. So I'm sorry if I delay your request!

Human*Looking with a deadpanned stare*...

Cybertronian/MCB*With a tiny book with BIG titles, Reading it next to the bus stop "How to be Human"*...

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When your sparkling wants to go outside but it's so hot or raining...time to put your treadmill to good use...(Imma do this to my dog when i buy one-)

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Prowl or TFRB Chase Sparkling coming to work with their Sires... it's bring your sparkling to work, and they wanted to dress up as cops...

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Cybertronians trying to court humans like birds...

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Cybertronian/Mcb: Oh, you wanna laugh glitch...POCKET HUMAN!?

Motherfragger pulling a human at a mean fellow cybertronian with guns

Human*Shots*!!!

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Constructicons trying to court the human housewife with deadbeat husband...

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Y/n*Coming down seeing your cybertronian not on the other side of the bed on christmas/Valentines morning, coming down to see them wrapped in wrapping paper and sighs*There goes my entire supply of vintage wrapping paper... you're lucky you're cute

Cybertronian: I read this is a way to invite to frag...

Y/n*Cuts the areas where his optics are*Your a little confused, but you got the spirit~

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