#mashbits

Jack: “Right now this is my job, and it’s one that I work very hard at, because if you’re doing something you do it right. But if I get promoted then this becomes my career, and I don’t think I can handle that.” 

bitty has a fiance, Alexei Mashkov, who is sweet but...doesnt understand romance and is frankly not very good at the whole relationship thing.

Omg Tater curled up on one end of a giant couch, with a blanket tucked around him like a burrito and it is just. so. precious that when Bitty walks in and sees it he just has to stop and clutch his chest for a moment.

Tater: I see the way you look at Zimmboni. (Bitty starts) No! Not to worry. All friends here. I cannot blame you. He so handsome.

Bitty: (calming down slightly) Y-yeah. Too bad he’s not into guys.

Tater: (wistful sigh) Is too often problem with hockey players, hm? (gives Bitty a knowing look)

Bitty: (looks away nervously for a minute, swallows, looks back, manages a smile) It is--it’s rare, yeah.

Tater: Still. Does happen, yes?

Presenting Jack Zimmermann, our favourite Falconer!

Look at the beauties that arrived from @omgpieplease​ yesterday! I’m just in complete awe. I cannot overstate how perfect this painting is and it’s even better than I ever pictured. I’m overjoyed that I actually get to display this in my home.

Also, bonus small potatoes! (Mashbits, you say? No, they do that after a win. Badum tshh.) What a gorgeous watercolour!

I think Matt’s still taking commissions (info on his page) so if you’re yearning for something beautiful you should check it out! I went for the Painted Portrait option but there’s a ton of great things you can get without postage. Seriously, he’s a gem.

he’s always just thought that B was cute and good looking. nothing more.

and B also has a great personality, can cook really well, and sing like nobody’s business. 

B’s also great at hockey. 

they text each other often, and he stays over at jack’s over the summer because of his knee. there he sees bitty even more, and the way bitty moves is different bc now he’s in his own territory

its very cute. 

tater stops thinking that bitty is cute when he finally goes back to his own place, and when he came back the next morning bitty is walking with a limp and the sign of a huge hickey that’s being hidden by his collar (he saw the hickey when the collar accidentally slipped down). bitty was sexy, and tater couldn’t stop imagining what he looked like when he was hot and heavy. 

the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. one day, a year and a half after tater met bitty, bitty was plating a beautiful cake in front of him.

and tater thought: oh. this man. i really, really like him. i like him so much. 

jack? sideways on jack’s lap as jack touches the butt

tater? dead center with his back against tater’s chest and tater has his arms around bitty’s waist