Fic idea where john is on the phone with millie and at first he's like, "MOM!!!!111 something's up i think mary's cheating on me," 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
and millie rolls her eyes and SCOFFS because, "you think you can get advice from ME? I got LEFT." 🙄
john cries a little and millie says,
"sorry, kiddo guess you take after me" 😔
but over time the calls get more and more frantic
and then john is saying "remember how her dad died of a heart attack?' well she said she and her mom had a falling out, and i was thinking she could bury the hatchet and AT LEAST let her mom meet little dean, you know? He's NAMED after her!!!!! and i mean, this's her grandson!!!111 BUT. BUT she said she'd stop speaking to me forever if i reached out"
-- and at this point, john is pacing with the phone, and millie is rolling her eyes on the other side of the line (because everyone needs to gaslight john ok it's essential so he gets more crazy) --
at this point john is like, "finding people was my thing in the marines i was GOOD at tracking, it's what i'm GOOD at and I -- I CAN'T FIND HER, MOM. I MET HER AND I CAN'T FIND HER-- she's NOT at her OWN house and WHERE IS SHE i can’t find a record of samuel’s death either… there should be a death certificate"
and millie IS disturbed by that but shrugs it off with a joke, "so, what? you think your wife is an ax murderer or something???"
and then john says, "don't be ridiculous... but wait, do you think..."
and millie is like "no, john. it was just a joke. jfc"
and john is like "do you think something happened to her mom too??? it was weird, the night her dad died, and-- idk i could SWEAR he was bleeding, so like… what if it was a mafia hit or something????”
john THINKS he hears a little intake of breath, but it's DEFINITELY not millie, and then john goes very still like OMG SURELY MARY IS NOT LISTENING IN
and millie is like "john? john?"
then john launches into his and his mom's version of Poughkeepsie and start talking about music and casablanca and millie is like, "I think i'll come over for a visit and help w the baby"
john thinks he hears a soft click of the line
then millie says "i love you and i'll see you soon"