Say what you want about Avengers: Age of Ultron but it does have some of my favourite Tony Stark lines
Please be a secret door. Yay
And for gosh sake watch your language
Clearly you’ve never made an omelet
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep
Those are smaller agents
Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea you existed
Oh, I hope you and Banner aren't busy playing hide the zucchini
That man has no regard for lawn maintenance

















