#maro

do you ever think about the inherent homoeroticism of max prowling after you for laps and laps in the dark and you can feel him breathing down your neck but you're holding on so fiercely and you can telepathically feel from car to car that he is having the time of his life playing with his food (you) and when he finally lets the voices in his head win he pulls an insane move on you and makes a pass and you're probably moaning a little about it because he is literally insane in the head and more insane in the head than anyone who has ever lived and once he's ahead you know he is going to do something sexy and absurd with that car and disappear into the distance but you want him so bad that you keep up with him until the end of your stint and Nobody Else in the entire race manages to keep up with him the way you did and the first thing you do when you get out of the car is gush about how much fun that was and how much max should keep racing here Forever and Ever and how everyone should get to experience having car sex with max and you are now a changed man and btw so sorry about the twitter hate last year you just had a moment of weakness okay you can get on your knees about it and all it's fi-