Hi! I'm Atlas and this is where I'm very neurotypical about DetCo :)
Here's a helpful guide to the things I will probably talk about the most:
โ My favorite clown in the whole wide world (Akai Shuuichi/Okiya Subaru)
โ The Akai siblings in general
โ Movie 24 <- guy who is extremely neurotypical about this thing
โ The "Shuuichi and Conan as absolutely unhinged unofficial father and son" agenda
โ The "Shuuichi and Jodie as the best friends they deserved to be" agenda
โ The "Nagano Trio as an unhinged three-car train" agenda
โ Whiskey Trio Era ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โ Whiskey Trio (OT3 edition), Scotchrye, Akam
โ my WIPs
More info & tags under the cut :)
Character tags!
โ #! [character name] -> I can and will assign random posts to characters. This is how I keep track of them
โ #subaruposting, #shuuichiposting -> I get gender envy sometimes okay. Leave me alone (explodes)
Miscellaneous tags!
โ #yapping time -> welcome to Atlas Reading Too Much Into Irrelevant And/Or Largely Inconsequential Things (may or may not be backed by actual manga/anime screenshots) ^_^^
โ #brainworms time -> writing tag!
โ #my sandbox now -> general headcanons tag!
โ #m24 my beloved -> I'm normal about this movie I promise
โ #atlas.exe -> general yapping/memes/shitposts/you name it
โ #detco rewatch, #detco reread -> what it says on the tin
โ #detco text posts -> meme format specific tag (I like scrolling through these :3)
โ #detco spoilers -> recent manga chapters tag!! Beware!!
List of WIP/AU tags!
โ #genderfuckery AU: none of the Akai siblings are cis ๐ unfortunately for everyone they have to figure that out first. Specifics are as follows:
#genderfuckery: the slut shirt fic -> Akai Shuuichi
TBD -> Haneda Shuukichi
TBD -> Sera Masumi
โ #almost people AU: general vaguely eldritch fuckery re: various characters. Specifics are as follows:
#almost people: soliloquist -> Akai Shuuichi
#almost people: patchwork -> Furuya Rei
TBD -> Miyano Shiho
TBD -> Vermouth
TBD -> Edogawa Conan
#almost people: golden -> Hagiwara Chihaya
โ #amnesiac akai AU: what it says on the tin ๐ things go wrong at Raiha Pass, and Shuuichi ends up actually scarred and amnesiac, disappearing from everyone's radarโ including the good guys'. He's fine though, just living his best life out there. Camel suffers as a direct consequence of this. Also, Shuuichi and Subaru are separate people here, and this may or may not be a slight crossover with something else (purely for comedic potential). No real plot tbh, but I do find it funny to build upon it from time to time
โ #Pokรฉmon AU: also what it says on the tin ๐ originally started as me assigning teams to detco characters and immediately devolved into whiskey trio angst + general clownery. Mostly a silly little AU I occasionally write snippets for
Dynamic-specific tags!
โ #unofficial father and son -> anything Shuuichi & Conan adjacent
โ #the fucking akai family -> exactly what it says on the tin
โ #we could have had it all -> Shuuichi & Jodie agenda save me
โ #nagano gang -> exactly what it says on the tin
โ #OTP: they keep me sane -> Yumi/Shuukichi tag
โ #OTP: divorce of the century -> Rei/Shuuichi tag
โ #OTP: they make me sick -> Scotch/Rye tag
โ #OTP: literally married -> Hiro/Rei tag
โ #OTP: insane soulmateism -> Heishin tag
โ #OTP: is the doggy doing well? -> Furukaza tag
โผ๏ธ Disclaimer: I use OTP very loosely hereโ more for tag format convenience than anything. Shipping is less important to me than you'd think.
๐ฅ This post may be subject to future changes! ๐ฅ
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Throwing at you "Every port has a version of me that owes someone money. It's fine." for your pirate AU because I love cracky premises and this one sounds sufficiently unhinged๐
Hello Atlas! Thank you so much for allowing me to jump straight back into my new guilty pleasure, namely my pirate!AU series. <3 I have thoughts for a monster of a fic for it but restrain myself right now to smaller ficlets because I unfortunatley don't have the time for another huge project. (The tragedy is real.)
You can find the pirate prompt list here.
This one is the beginning of a new ficlet for that series that I might finish one day, but for now I think this scene also works perfectly on its own.
For some context, in this series Rei has come to the Caribbean with Shinichi and his friends (the WPS gang and Chihaya) to find the Blackbird, the flag ship of a mysterious organization they have some "buisness" with. During that search he temporarily joins the crew of Captain Sera Masumi that has quite the reputation around these parts and have their own reasons to offer him passage. On the long run it's supposed to be plot focused, but it's also Akam and has some other pairings and is also very Rei & Shinichi and Hirorei focused, so yes. Many plans and many thoughts.
In this fic you will meet some of the other pairings and get a glimpse on some chaos, so I hope you enjoy this. <3
They are barely able to take two steps on the port when they are already surrounded by two rows of guards, all of them pointing sables and firearms in their direction. Itโs not the worst welcome Shuuichi has ever received, but in this parts of the Caribbean itโs unexpected. They used to frequent these shores and most people here still pay respects to their family, both metaphorically and literally. This might be a problem.
He glances at their guests. Chihaya watches the guards with a frown, one hand on her own sable hanging from her waist. He sees Jodie check on her and has to hide a smile. She is likely going to ask her out today, should they gain entrance to the settlement.
Shuuichi hopes they will. He has his own plans after all.
The subject of those plans is clearly annoyed with the delay. Rei stands next to Chihaya with crossed arms and glares at everyone who is stupid enough to look at his direction.
โWhat is this?โ he asks cold enough that several guards look at each other uncomfortably. Shuuichi wishes he stood close enough touch him, but Rei would probably throw him into the waves if he tried.
The blond has a beautiful temper. If only he could see more of it in private.
Patience, he reminds himself. Rei isnโt someone who is easily swayed. He has to be careful if he doesnโt want to loose what little trust he has gained already.
There is suddenly a commotion with the guards as they make way for a young woman. Light hair, a beautiful, expensive dress and the proud demeanor of high society. The governorโs daughter herself lowers herself to greet them in person? Interesting.
He watches as Masumi opens her arms wide with a bright smile and approaches her. โMomiji-chan! How gracious of you to bless us with your beauty!โ
Before she can reach her, Momijiโs dark haired bodyguard shoves himself between the two women and glares at Masumi. Meanwhile, Momiji places her hands on her hips and regards them with contempt. โYou are bold to set foot on here again, Captain Sera.โ
Masumi pauses in confusion. โIs this about the other women?โ she then asks seriously and lets her arms sink. โYou were the one who insisted to keep our relationship casual.โ
โI donโt care about your insignificant swings,โ Momiji scoffs. โYou and your crew wonโt get entrance to the island until you hand over the money you owe me.โ
Shuuichi sighs. Of course. He should have known.
โYou owe her money?โ Rei hisses.
โEvery port has a version of me that owes someone money,โ Masumi tells him with a grin. โIt's fine.โ she turns back to Momiji. โRemind me please, how much do I owe you again?โ
โIori!โ
โYes, young lady,โ her bodyguard answers and produces a notebook from his cloak. โWe kept track of Captain Seraโs spendings the last time she visited,โ he addressed Rei of all people. โBecause she expected to gain immense fortune in the future and promised my lady to pay her back tenfold. Here is the full list.โ He passes the book to Rei who studies it with a frown that is only getting deeper as he browses the pages.
โTen barrels of rum?โ he reads and allows Jodie to step next to him and study the notebook over his shoulder. โA full new garderobe? A monkey?โ
โMasumi.โ
Shuuichi doesnโt know how Jodie manages to put her disappointment into that one word, but heโs certainly impressed.
His sister not so much obviously. โIt was high time for me to get new clothes,โ she defends herself. โAnd Jeffrey would have been killed if I didnโt save him.โ
โAnd where is Jeffrey now?โ Rei asks.
Fair question. There has been no monkey on their ship, at least none Shuuichi can remember.
โHe lives in the establishment Captain Sera purchased,โ Iori explains politely. โYou can find the invoice on page ten.โ Shuuichi watches how Jodie pales as soon as she sees the numbers while Rei only seems to be baffled. โWe took the liberty to take a certain amount of the monthly income as a down payment. It has already covered most of the debt.โ
โGreat,โ Masumi pulls out her money pouch. โHow much is left?โ
โ1.387 gold pieces,โ Momiji declares. โBut for old times sake I grant you a discount. 1.380 gold pieces will suffice.โ
โI admire your generosity, but I am woman of honor,โ Masumi declares. โI planned to pay you back tenfold and I fully intend to keep that promise.โ She opens her pouch and grabs a handful of the gems they gathered during their last treasure hunt. โI think that should about cover it,โ she says lightly and offers them to Momiji who accepts them graciously.
โMy jeweler needs to check them first,โ she says.
โOf course.โ
โYou will accompany me until their authenticity is confirmed.โ
โWith pleasure,โ Masumi agrees. โAnd my crew?โ
Momiji spares a quick glance for the rest of them. โThey may enter. But if you trick meโฆโ
โMomiji-chan,โ Masumi interrupts her and uses the moment Rei returns the notebook to Iori to pull her into her arms. โWhat makes you think that I would use the little time we have to trick you when there are so much more pleasurable ways to spend it?โ
Although she tries to remain unimpressed, there is a slight blush on Momijiโs cheeks, confirming the nature of their relationship to Shuuichi. His sister has been busy again.
โLetโs just go,โ the woman orders. โIori!โ
โYes, young lady,โ the man says and then they are already on their way.
Jodie joins her with two other crew members and most of the others rush to the settlement as well once Shuuichi dismisses them with a nod. It leaves him with a confused looking Camel, a bemused Chihaya and Rei who watches the crowd leave with a frown.
โWhat are you thinking?โ Shuuichi asks, remembering Jodieโs advice to express his interest in his inner world to present himself as attentive. Heโs rewarded with his full attention and the view of his beautiful eyes.
โI donโt know. Iโve never seen such a sum and all of you acted as if it was nothing.โ
โEvery member of our crew can spend their money however they like,โ Shuuichi explains. โEspecially our captain. As long as she can pay her debts, I donโt care.โ
Rei is still frowning. โThat seems like a very simplified view on life.โ
โNo,โ he argues. โItโs freedom.โ
A freedom he wants him to see and gain as well. This man is not meant to serve others or be restricted by the rules of society. Heโs supposed to be on a ship; happy, untamed and free. Preferably at Shuuichiโs side if he has any say about it. But Rei is so very stubborn.
Heโll just have to show him what else this life has to offer. Masumi has provided him the perfect opportunity.
โWhat kind of establishment did my sister purchase?โ he asks.
โA tavern, I think,โ Rei answers. โItโs called The Blushing Mermaid.โ
Chihaya laughs. โOf course it would be. Are we going to check it out?โ she asks Shuuichi.
He nods. โThat was my plan. Letโs see if my sister made a profitable business deal.โ
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Azusa: โฆโฆโฆ.anyway, i was saying this because they have a great deal at this event for Pride and you gotta be minimum four people to go, and im taking my brother and Midori, so uhโฆ..can you join us on Saturday night?
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Happy Pride Month! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
they went to the pride parade the following weekend
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The Phantom of Baker Street Conan movie is so beautiful to me. And by that I mean itโs bad. Like itโs so so so bad. I would not hesitate to call it the worst Conan movie, and Conan movies are already not, how you say , good. But itโs bad in such a funny way I donโt even think I have the words to describe how bizarre it is. None of the choices, from start to finish, seem like they were made by a rational human being
The movie starts and the first 20 minutes are the writers practically hitting you on the head & saying โJapan is a corrupt oligarchy and the people who run it are incredibly out of touch with any sort of material reality because they live in a social class of their own & then pass their jobs to their kids who were raised practically separately from society and they have no real qualifications to be doing these jobs other than the fact that theyโre super richโ and youโre like okay thatโs awesome Iโm seated whatโs next. & the writers are like. โOkay so. The ghost of the adopted son of Jack the Ripperโs descendant has trapped several children in a video game,โ