My Krishna Headcannons
I'm in my Dwapara yuga phase after watching Krishnavataram part 1, so yeah. тАв Definition of Worldwide HeartthrobтДв тАв Very fluent in Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang тАв He told Bhima to use 'yeet' as a battle cry. laughed his ass off when the warrior used it. тАв Loves to ragebait Satyabhama with 6-7 memes (she always falls for it) тАв He once learnt peacock mating dances to impress Rukmini for their wedding anniversary (Hint: she was NOT impressed) тАв Learned how to do hair from Radha and does elaborate styles for subhadra, his wives and daughters. тАв If he were an influencer, his page would have pictures of roadside cows, couple reels with Rukmini, elaborate pranks on his siblings and 'GRWM while I teach you how to destroy a car beyond repair (it was Shakuni's) and make it look like an accident' тАв somehow knows every Indian language. people have given up on understanding how. тАв Once he woke up at the crack of dawn and started making cursed chicken noises on the palace roof to wake everyone up (He ended up with a beating from Satyabhama, a lecture from Balram, and an hour in a timeout corner by Rukmini) тАв hates, and I mean, HATES, salted butter.
тАв Takes his kids on trips regularly. (It ended up with him covered in seaweed, pradyumna holding a giant squid, charudeshna holding half a boat like a pool floatie, charumathi with half a fish in her hair and bhanu and samba covered in bruises.) That's it for now! do comment if you have any more!
















