Madara’s eyes were trained on the wall. He wasn’t sure how he’d gotten into this particular building, all he remembered was the words of Zetsu claiming that he would not be a savior.

“How fitting.”

He couldn’t be angry. Everything that he’d done, it was a wonder this life was so calm. He expected something more dire. Yet, he was standing inside of a school compound, dressed in a suit. From the looks of it, he was a teacher.

The irony of the situation was almost laughable. After all, he’d taught Obito. Looking back on it, if his guidance had been led by something other than revenge, hatred and rage, maybe things would have turned out differently. It is possible the war would have never happened.

“You’re much calmer than I expected. Souls typically don't take to this very well.”

The woman that stepped into the room made his head turn from the open window. The glow of the sun lowering in the sky illuminated the room, and he released a sigh.

“Given the life I’ve led, it was only a matter of time.”

He supposed you were here to take him to his true destination. This must be some kind of veil. It’s not possible for someone as corrupted as him to live such a peaceful afterlife.

“I supposed that is true.”

When you looked up, Madara was startled, your eyes were slitted, similar to the..

“Kyuubi…”

He mumbled in astonishment.

You smirked.

“The tailed beasts aren’t just entities in one single place or time. Realities differ, but power is power. Regardless of how it is distributed.”

He blinked and you were standing right in front of him. Everything in his body told him to move. Maybe it was instinct from his past life, but he no longer had any power, or chakra. You placed your hand on his shoulder and he gasped at the surge then ran through his body. Ready to accept whatever fate was on the other side.

“Ni-san wake up!!”

The yell startled him awake, and he jolted upright in the bed, staring in confusion. The child jumping on the bed right next to him was shocking.

“Ni-san!! Come on, we're going to be late!”

The younger boy staring back at him didn’t make sense.

“Obito..”

There was no mistaking that dark hair, and those eager eyes. He couldn’t have been older than maybe fourteen. His smile was big, and he was practically glowing as he continued to tug on the sleeve of his shirt.

“Hurry up slowpoke!!”

Obito dashed off the bed and into the other room and all Madara could do was gape.

Nothing was making sense. Surely he should be boiling somewhere right now.

Staring down at his hand, he just sat there for a moment, trying to figure out what his next course of action was.

“You’re pretty slow for a smart guy.”

He flinched.

“Gyah!! W-Why the hell are you here!!” Madara demanded pointing at the woman.

You smiled as you moved off the wall.

“I’m here to watch over you. My job is to guard warrior souls. Especially the good ones.”

He thought it was a joke. Sure, he was a warrior, but good, that had to be a mistake.

He rose from the bed, a glare directed at you.

“I’m done playing your games, take me to where I have to go. I’m ready.”

“You’re already here.”

“Bullshit!!”

The yell made you fold your arms.

“What is it that has you so anxious, is it the fact that you’re powerless here, or that you think you don’t deserve happiness.”

He gritted his teeth, and when he crossed the space and shoved you to the wall, you barely blinked. He looked pissed.

“Take me to whatever afterlife you have in store for me!”

“This is your afterlife.”

Your calm words were unnerving. He was holding your shoulders pretty tight, and when you stepped forward, he was shocked when you kicked his feet right from under him. His body hit the mattress, and he just stared up as you pinned his arms. Once again, your eyes were those prominent slits.

“You may have been misguided, foolish, ruthless, but some part of you, it’s not as dark as everything else.”

You pressed your forefinger right on his chest, over his heart and his eyes shook as your gaze softened.

“Sometimes light is possible to see if you look hard enough.”

He wanted to believe it, question further, but he blinked and you were once again gone.

His fist tightened at his side as he stayed there, trying to process it all.

Two months, that’s how long he’d been there. When it became clear that there was nowhere to go, he decided that he needed to gather as much intel as he could.

His profession, a high school history teacher.

Obito, his younger brother.

Hashirama, Tobirama, Kakashi, Tsunade, Gai, Sarutobi, Minato, Kushina, and everyone in between, they were all here. Living modern day lives. There was no chakra, no wars, no blood.

Everything here was as he expected.

It was unnatural how nice it all felt. There was a part of him that was convinced that he was stuck in a genjutsu, at least that would make sense.

But it wasn’t.

He lived a casual mundane life in a house with his brother Obito and other Uchihas that resided close by. For the better part of his time here, he kept running himself in circles, waiting for that other shoe to drop, but it didn’t come.

Seated at the table in his living room, his eyes were trained on the bowl of soul in front of him. Obito had returned a while ago and crashed the second he’d been fed.

He hadn’t truly moved from the spot since then.

It was aggravating being played like a puppet.

His jaw clenched.

“I know you’re probably hovering around somewhere.”

He didn’t have to look around to recognize the footsteps of the person that walked up behind him.

“For the record, I don’t stay here looming around for you. It’s pretty arrogant to assume so.”

An irk mark popped on Madara’s head.

“You’re the one that keeps popping up in my place!!”

“Ah, progress, you’re calling it your place.”

He grumbled, leaning back in the chair.

“Why the hell are you doing this? What point are you trying to prove?”

“I’m not sure what you’re talking about.”

“ENOUGH WITH THE GAMES!!”

He was fuming, and you just smiled, taking a seat.

“You’re the first.”

His brows furrowed, a glare still prominent on his face.

“The first?”

You nod.

“You’re the first to question why life is so nice. Usually the ones I meet thank me excessively and enjoy their time. But since you’ve gotten here you’ve just complained. It’s kind of annoying. You’re pretty ungrateful. “

“Don’t screw with me.” Madara threatened.

You just continue to smile.

“You’re also the first one to openly threaten me even though you know what I’m capable of.”

Madara’s expression had not evened out, and this time, your look is much more gentle.

“You were a product of war, had things been different, it’s clear your journey may have changed. You’re far from the perfect man. There were others who faced equally challenging paths and they still chose the right side. Your decisions might have been misguided, but if you were truly heartless, you would have abandoned that boy already.”

His eyes subconsciously moved to the door where Obito was sleeping, and you relaxed in your chair.

“Even now, you’re protective of him. All those years ago, you wanted to protect him, possibly save him. That’s why you’re so diligently looking after him now.”

You stood, and he could tell you were about to vanish again, so he jumped to his feet. You stopped, back turned to him.

“This place, I didn’t create it. You did. This is your desire made into reality. If you were truly this horrible person you’re trying to make yourself seem like, you would have wished for power, domination, but you’re here, living a simple life with all the people that you have encountered, respected, cared for. This is your eternal resting place. Even if you think it’s not something you deserve.”

Madara’s head lowered, and a smile tugged at your lips when you glanced over and saw the many droplets that fell at his feet.

“Enjoy your rest, Madara Uchiha.”

You vanished right before his eyes, and his shoulders shook as he stood there, letting the tears fall freely.

Neji Hyuga

So. Overwhelmed. Like. Dead.

He struggles to keep up at first. It’s not that he doesn’t have stamina its just intimacy is so overwhelming to him and sex was never really a think before you and suddenly you want it a lot. His heart is constantly racing. 

That being said, the fact that you are so interested in him? BIGGEST TURN ON! Will honestly let you have your way with him most of the time but HAS to pay you back sometimes. 

Easiest way to get him going for another round is a blowjob. He loses his mind when it comes to blowjobs and he is just so sensitive. A blushing mess but he craves more. Also wants to return the favour. 

Neji really likes making out and grinding together (bit of the old dry humping). Could honestly cum from this. If you are very into teasing your partner its an excellent way to rile him up. 

Never understands when you get horny in the kitchen. He won’t say no to taking you on the counter (or vice versa) but only if there is no food around. 

Will only satisfy your needs at home. He knows that look on your face. That “I need you right now” face. He blushes when he sees it and usually asks if you want to go home. He power walks there lol with your wrist in his hand, pulling you along.

He is mortified you turned him on like this in public (all from a look) and now he needs it too. He needs a lot of loving sex though it can’t be too much wild or just quickies. He needs the intimacy of it or he will get anxious. 

Grinding your arse against him when he is spooning you in bed. If he’s tired but still wants it he will just wrap his arms tightly around you while you reach behind, pull his pants down and wiggle down onto his erection. Just thrusting drawn out and slow. Each taking your time until you both cum. He just buries his face against your neck/hair and enjoys the ride.

If it’s reverse and you enter him then just spoon him from behind and grind against his backside. He will whine and let out soft gasps every now and again. To really edge him start rubbing his clothed erection through his pants. 

Neji can deal with s/o with a really high sex drive as long as its loving sex and done in the comfort of your home. He will say you’re insatiable but just insist it’s because he is irresistible and he will melt. 

Itachi Uchiha

I can see him having a pretty medium sex drive. Its not super high but its not super low either so he can deal itachi can deal with a s/o with a high sex drive. 

He will have this smirk on his face when you get needy and touchy. Will know exactly what you want but will make you work for it a little bit. At first though he is a little surprise how much you want him? 

After the first time you had sex he thought wow, amazing and was coming down from his high but oh you want to go again? Won’t say no to that. And then again in the morning? And again when he came home? Can’t say no to that!

Then he realises you want it a lot. So he teases you a little bit just to get you both a little worked up. But it doesn’t last long because now he is hungry for you. He wants to touch you and he is lost in the mood. 

Climbing into his lap while he is reading is a big constant in your daily life. You’ll end up having sex wherever he was sitting, the book discarded beside him. He loves when you are on top like this, doing this for him. 

Likes kneeling on the end of the bed and eating you out/sucking you off when you are particularly needy. He is very much about your pleasure and doesn’t need you to reciprocate but melts when you do. 

Enjoys shower sex in the morning. Just the water running down your bodies while his body is pressed against yours. These sessions usually are filled with slow and intentional strokes, his hands exploring your skin.

Sleepy handjobs before going to sleep. Theres something about watching itachi look at you with half lidded eyes, his mouth open slightly, panting. He always cums hardest when you focus just on him. It riles him up to do you though. 

Itachi can never just take he must give, every time. 

Leaving hickeys just above his hipbones before giving him a blowjob. Kissing his neck while he squeezes your arse. Pulling his hair to pull his neck back and nipping at it. Him chuckling after you do. Just being in love and having sex a lot is fine by Itachi. 

Kakashi Hatake

It honestly depends. Like anbu Kakashi doesn’t always have time lmao you might have to deal with him being away a lot - even with jonin kakashi. But in saying that because he isn’t around you a lot, the time he is with you is more special so intimate times is a big yes!

That you have a high sex drive and want him so much? it reassures him big time that you are there and with him. He gets a bit concerned considering his trauma and dark past that one day you will leave too. He gets a bit needy and vulnerable during sex so it helps if you cater for that.

Just having sex against the front door (closed and inside) as soon as he gets home. What could he do? You greeted and practically mounted him lol. If you can’t do the door then. definitely on the floor in front of the door.

Lots of sex where you barely remove clothes. he is a busy man with places to be after all. Also likes sex from behind, him behind you with his arms around you and whispering in your ear. Sometimes he is still a bit funny with showing his face when he is intimate so this makes him feel secure. 

Then there are those wild days where you basically fuck against every surface in the house. The two of you only stopped too hydrate and eat and pass out in bed together, limbs entangled. Best sleep he has had in a long time. 

There are times though he is too tired or just cannot do the full sex so he is find with just getting you off or using each others hands. Likes a bit of pillow talk in between sex too. 

Can go for some rough needy sex but he also needs some loving sex too. Likes long drawn out sessions where the two of you just pour your feelings into each other. The orgasms always extra hard when this happens. 

Madara Uchiha

This gremlin omg. He gets so needy for sex and love so he will absolutely adore you for having a high sex drive. Just the idea of you wanting him as much as he wants you is the biggest hell yeah!

He just always needs to be touching you (in private) and just wants to run his hands over you all the time. Likes resting his head on your shoulder or against your face when cuddling you from behind. Just grind back a little and its enough to get him going. 

Will literally have sex anywhere in the house. Wants to mark his territory lmao. Oh you going to sit in that seat? The two of you have fucked there. Gives him pleasure to know this. 

He craves touch and intimacy which is why he is also needy for sex. Very grabby and always has to be pressed against you. Also likes looking in your eyes most of the time because its all about the feelings. 

Using the Sharingan a lot to imprint you on his memory. Likes having sex in the bath while you two wash each other. Just permanently inside you tbh, he lives inside you. 

If you dominate him constantly when you get in the mood too, he will love that. He just needs someone to take control of his mess lol. Also just riding him nice and hard. What a sight. Has a firm grip on your hips the whole time. 

Loooooots of pillow talk between sessions. Sometimes he is such a sap and just loves you so much - these moments he tells you. Other times you two just talk about mindless things. Then oop another session begins slowly and then you two are having sex again. 

“Why the hell are you here again!!” 

You giggled, puffing your cheeks. 

“Is that anyway to greet a friend that brings you eternal peace?” 

You made a face and he just continued to complain about you being a nuisance. 

Truthfully, you weren’t sure why you came back. Usually once the soul was settled, you never went back. After all, you’re a guide. You can pretty much come and go as you please, but there really wasn’t a point in revisiting once they were truly happy. 

You really have no reason to come back, but..but something about Madara just draws you in, closer. 

So it became a habit. You would visit him, sometimes when Obito was there. The first time the boy saw you he was smiling. 

“(L/N)-san!” 

You were a bit surprised he knew who you were. 

“Ah, hello.” 

He was waving happily, and when Madara broke the corner, he just frowned. 

“You again.” 

You just gave him a smile, and Obito took your hand. 

“Oni-san says you’re really nice and pretty, let’s play.” 

The words made you blush. 

“I never said that!!” 

He was vehemently denying it, but Obito just kept tugging on your arm as he guided you to the chair. 

Your visits didn’t stop, and after a while, Madara gave up trying to get rid of you. It’s not like he could truly control it. Somehow you’d become an unspoken member of the family. 

Most times you’d stop in when Madara was cooking. Obito would be on the tv, or in the living room drawing pictures or playing a game. 

Today he was drawing something at the dinner table as Madara cooked. 

“What are you drawing Obito?” 

He perked up. 

“It’s Oni-san, you and me! We’re a family!!” 

He held out the crayon, gripping his drawing and all you could do was stare. No one had ever done something like that for you. Given the fact that you were a celestial being, it sort of made sense. 

But still. 

Madara glanced over, taking in the expression you wore as you continued to admire the picture. 

At the time, he said nothing. 

At the start your visits had been a bit annoying, mainly because you’d just pop up whenever you wanted. But there were times where he seemed to forget that you were a powerful being. You looked so human, and acted so carefree. 

He couldn’t imagine what it was like, having the job you did, but he noticed that you seemed to love it. Helping people. Sometimes you would talk about it, and your expression would grow soft. Your responsibility was large, and important. 

He was living proof. 

Despite it all he knew one thing. 

He admired you.

That was it. 

That had to be the only reason that he often found his gaze in your direction.

Enamored.

That had to be it. 

“Uchiha-san~” 

You were grinning and he glared as you hopped into the room. Obito was already seated with his chopsticks in hand, and when you saw the bowl that Madara held out for you, all you could do was blink. 

“You keep popping up, so I might as well feed you.” 

You laughed, taking the bowl happily. 

“Oni-san’s food is the best!!” Obito cheered.

Madara looked away, a small flush on his cheeks. You just continued to laugh at his clear embarrassment from the praise. 

Yes, you’d gotten used to seeing both of them. 

It was something you looked forward to. 

The following night when you showed up, you took notice of the quietness. Nothing but Madara’s movements in the kitchen. He hummed in acknowledgement to your presence, and you looked around. 

“Where’s Obito?” 

You were looking forward to seeing the little munchkin. 

“He’s sleeping over at Itachi and Sasuke’s.” 

You hum. 

“That’s unfortunate. I guess I can hang out with you.” 

“You can just leave if you want to!!” 

You laughed at his little yell. 

His temper was pretty adorable. 

Every meeting brought you new experiences and you were able to see different sides of Madara. He liked to act like he was this tough guy, but there were times when he’d let his tender nature show. 

Like the times he’d subconsciously do something sweet. Like wipe the excess rice off your cheeks when you got a bit too enthusiastic eating his food. You figured he was just used to cleaning up after Obito, so it came naturally. 

Sometimes you would linger on the couch after the meals. 

“I have a guest room if you’re gonna stay.” 

He spoke as he continued to dry the wet dishes. 

He said it so casually, and you found yourself just looking at him. 

He’d adjusted so well, and you realized that he finally seemed happy. But at some point he’d started to also subconsciously take care of you. 

That was a bit strange. 

Souls typically regarded you more strongly for obvious reasons, yet every time you were around Madara, he acted as though the both of you were the same. 

No different from a comrade or a friend. 

“It feels..nice..” 

Madara turned and when he raised a brow, you realized that you’d said that aloud. You spun around quickly to cover your face and he frowned, moving closer. 

“Why the hell are you acting all weird.” 

He reached for your shoulder, and when you turned, he didn’t anticipate the slits of your irises. It wasn’t just the change in your eyes, but the redness of your cheeks, he was a bit taken aback. He released you altogether, and you stumble, making a hasty exit. 

After that, it was a while before he saw you again. He didn’t realize how much he’d gotten used to your presence until you’d stopped showing up. 

Obito’s question one night had him uncertain. 

“Oni-san, where is (L/N)-san?” 

He wasn’t sure what to tell Obito. He was still trying to make sense of the look you wore. He frowned, looking at his palm. 

“I didn’t imagine it. She was…she was blushing..” 

The thought made his heart give a thump, and he grumbled under his breath. 

A few more nights passed and you still hadn’t shown up. He realized if he wanted to see you again, he would have to call you.

“Oii, I know you can hear me!!” 

He felt a bit foolish calling out to you. If anyone saw surely they would think he was crazy. 

Thankfully Obito was asleep. 

His head turned when he heard footsteps. 

You looked a bit hesitant when you stepped out. 

He needed answers. 

“Last time, what the hell was that about?” 

Madara’s eyes felt probing, and you hugged yourself, unsure of what to say. You’d never grown so close to any single person before. This was uncharted territory. Before you were always so confident in your words, your actions. Madara was always the one left frazzled, yet you were the one now blushing. 

“I-I don’t know I..” 

You couldn’t find the words. It’s why you’d stayed next to the window. You hoped the space would keep your thoughts at bay, but just being in the room with him felt like too much. 

“Do you have feelings for me?” 

The question made your eyes dart up, and you were startled, because somehow he’d managed to cross the room without you knowing. You meant to make another run, but he took your wrist softly, pressing his free hand to the wall, caging you there. Your eyes shook, lip quivering. 

“I have feelings for you.” 

Your eyes grew wide at his confession, and he finally released your hand. You couldn’t speak, you weren’t sure what words to say that would be coherent. This time he took a step, and when he cupped your cheek, all you could do was look at him. His dark hues had you breathless. 

“I have feelings for you..” 

He repeated softly. 

Your breath came out ragged, and when he started leaning in, your heart raced. Your hand ended up laying on his shoulder, and when he finally closed the distance, you gripped into the cloth, brows knitted, body quivering. You’d never had such an experience, this was amazing. When his free hand pulled you closer, and he deepened the kiss, your legs almost gave out. 

“His tongue is…” 

You let out a trembling moan, and Madara pulled away, breathing heavy. You weren’t much better. The second he caught sight of your expression, something inside of him shook. He couldn’t help himself. He pinned you against the wall, claiming your lips much more desperately than before, and all you could do was clench your hands into his shirt. 

You couldn’t believe it, you’d actually been bested by the infuriating man. 

Itachi Uchiha 

He take things very slow and gentle his first time. This mans resolve and patience is intense. Like the carnal instincts inside him make him want to just take you right then and there but this man loves you and wants to cherish you.

Starts with featherlight touches, chaste kisses, little gasps for air. Runs his hands gently along your thighs. Almost tickles you but it’s just so gentle. Enough to get anyone choked up lol

Really drags out the foreplay. Keeps his touch super light and super slow. If he is entering you he will tease you so much. featherlight motions over your sensitive areas. My fellow clit owners, this man knows how to tease that sensitive nub to get you shivering before he even enters one finger inside you. It’s almost torture he doesn’t add more pressure.

Other wise, if you have a dick his grip is so loose around it while his finger lightly circles your hole. 

If you are entering him, he will insist on giving you a blowjob first because he is just good like that. Like I said he really drags out the foreplay lmao

This man will take his time even if you beg. He will insist he doesn’t want to hurt you/wants you to feel good/that you two should take your time.

Wants to cherish the moment okay? Can’t argue with that! If he enters you he will do it so slowly. Like you will end up squeezing him so hard because it’s so slow. 

Keeps a fairly slow pace most of the time. Doesn’t want to rush despite internally wanting too. His stroke game is so strong though. He is slow but boy is he precise. 

Gentle kisses throughout the whole time. Soft moans each time he thrusts deep inside you. Tries so hard to come with you together but it won’t necessarily go as plan. Will try and at least make you cum first, usually pretty successful too. 

He shakes when he cums. It is so intense, especially because it was such a slow build up. Likes to be touching you after, whether its a half spoon or one of you is half on top of the other he just needs the intimacy while he comes down from his high. 

Shisui Uchiha

This man is so over eager he shakes with anticipation. He isn’t overly nervous it’s more just his body reacting to the whole situation. Likes to start with a heated makeout session. 

There’s so much grinding and dry humping before you even get to the naked touching. It’s so hot he is torn between tearing your clothes off and cumming from this friction. 

Ultimately, if you agree to have sex with him, he will be ripping the clothes off. Lips pressed against yours the whole time, only breaking to move articles of clothing out of the way. 

Then there is more making out and cupping/rubbing each other through each others underwear. He moans so much too he is living for how good the friction feels. 

Will blush when you finally see his erection but he also has a dopey smile because he is so freakin happy you too are taking such a big step. Holds out a hand to beckon you to join him. 

Gives you a chaste kiss and some words of affirmation while you two prepare each other at the same time. It’s more silent in terms of speaking than it was before. There’s gasps and moans as you to rub/penetrate/stroke each other in preparation. 

He is very sensitive and ready to hop to it ASAP! Takes the entering/being entered stage slow. Once everyone is adjusted though he is ready to move those hips!

Takes a few thrusts to get a momentum but then he is right into it. Fast and hard and oh wow he may explode already because it is so good. He is moaning a lot! He is panting already. 

Opp and it’s not long before he is cumming. If you don’t cum, he will make you as soon as he recovers. 

Honestly could go for more than one round because now he his energised lol. Afterwards though he is a big smoocher and wants a cuddle, even if its in the shower he will stick by your side for the rest of the day/night. 

Madara Uchiha

Ahhh this mans just so full of passion and it’s no different for his first time. This man would only be doing this with the love of his life because he is hands down a lover. It is a very emotional time for both of you.

Things between you would have built up for so long that the tension just explodes and you have a heated moment which leads to having sex for the first time. 

It starts with kissing. The kind of kissing that doesn’t stop. It’s like he is starved of oxygen and you are his air. He needs to kiss you to live and that is exactly what he does.

It’s a battle between you two really. Not for dominance but to get as close as possible to each other. It’s ebb and flow. He pushes against you and you push against him. It’s two people melting into one. 

And the way he holds you - it’s like he never ever wants to let go (spoiler he doesn’t) He can be quite talkative too. Depending on you of course. He is always down for a bit of banter and this is the best banter. pre sex banter lmao 

A bit of a tease during the foreplay but not too much because this man is eager to get to the main event. (also tease him back he loves it) Honestly just dominate this man and take him for the ride of his life for his first time he won’t ever forget it. 

He will have his moments. The first time for Madara is intense and passionate. There’s so much kissing, touching and hard thrusting. A lot of longing looks into your eyes and ahhh the way he looks at you. You are the most important person in the world.