two in one
Percy: Look, we don't want any trouble. Just hand over the golden apple and nobody gets hurt. Luke: We have you outnumbered, Percy. It's three against two. Annabeth: Actually, Luke, logically speaking, it's two demi-gods against one strategist, one guy with an eyepatch, and— Alabaster:(aggressively eating a raw lemon, skin and all) Ethan: —and whatever the hell Alabaster is doing today. Honestly, we don't even know














