#logic fail

Meanwhile, legit company dolls be like: ...

I love how Prince builds a whole headcanon about Derek luring Scott out into the woods so the hunters can attack him (despite the fact that presumably they’d attack Derek too), based purely on this: 

LURE. 

It’s the smoking gun, or, in Prince’s case, the dripping water pistol. 

Read the rest, Prince urges. So I did. And here’s what I found: 

She’s safe. From you. 

Prince makes a whole entire case about how Derek does nothing to help Scott, and yet somehow manages to overlook the fact that Derek took Allison home, and then lured Scott away from her, preventing Scott from shifting and harming her. I mean, we can’t be totally sure he’d try to harm a girl he likes the first time he shifts, can we? I mean, he only tries to murder his own best friend later on, right? I’m sure Allison would have been totally safe. 

Scott’s voice is deeper, strangely demonic. 

Isn’t is fun how Prince reads the word “lure” and assumes it’s proof of Derek’s nefarious intentions, and totally skips over the part where the writers use the words strangely demonic for Scott? 

Also, to circle back briefly to this headcanon Prince has where Derek is luring Scott out into the woods for the express purpose of the hunters attacking him... if that was true, why would Derek put himself in the firing line like that? Why wouldn’t he just let Scott chase after the hunter’s daughter, reveal himself in front of her since he has zero control at this point, and let Chris Argent take care of it? All Derek had to do at this point to harm Scott is to do... nothing. Yet somehow it makes more sense to Prince for Derek to come up with a convoluted plan like this one... 

Occam’s razor really isn't Prince’s strong point, is it? Or maybe he’s just so irrationally blinded by his own bullshit that he can’t possibly conceive that Derek is doing exactly what he says he’s doing: he’s keeping Allison safe, from Scott. 

Can survive a NUCLEAR BLAST ...

Umm..

What storm?

theres this special brand of tumblr ace that is just soo annoying it frustrates me. i dont give a shit if you dont wanna have sex, nobody else does either. it doesnt make you lgbt. it doesnt make you oppressed. and they just will cover their ears and refuse to listen to literal thousands upon thousands of factual posts explaining why “aphobia” doesnt exist at all