#little ruby

Blake: Honestly? I'm not sure. But I am concerned for how long they've just been sitting there, staring at each other.

Little Yang and Little Blake blushing redder than tomatoes as they sit across from each other.

Little Ruby: *walks in innocently and stops to grab Yang's hand* Are they still trying to kiss?

Yang: *shocked* To what now?

Blake: No way.

Little Yang and Little Blake start fidgeting excessively. Steam starts to pour out of their ears.

Little Ruby: Yeah, I overheard them saying they wanted to try it after seeing you two do it. Seems weird to me. *walks away like nothing ever happened*

Yang: ......20 lien says my mini passes out first.

Blake: I see your 20 and raise you a home cooked dinner that mine freaks out first and scrambles away.

Yang: Deal.

Little Weiss: *struts into the room and deadpan stares at Little Yang and Little Blake* You two are still sitting here? It's been two hours! *pushes Little Yang and Little Blake together so they kiss* Just get it over with already!

Blake and Yang watch in shock as their Littles kiss and promptly faint.

Yang: ......Huh.....even as a kid Weiss was the true bee keeper.

Young Ruby: *mumbles*

Taiyang: What?

Little Ruby getting a lesson in how to handle a knife by her mom.

Enter Scene: Blake and Little Blake are staring at each other from across the table, drinking tea.

Little Blake: 

Blake:

Little Blake: *ear twitch* So....a human?

Blake: *smiles warmly and nods* Yes.

Little Blake: *another ear flick* ....Why?

Blake: Well, because she’s genuine. She does what she says. She is the warming ray of sun after a cold rain. *insert whole bumbleby story and V9E6 confession here*

Little Blake: *absolutely captivated with all the poetic imagery* 

DOOR CRASHING OPEN ECHOES THROUGH THE HOUSE

Yang: Blaaaaaake! Blake! *rounds the corner looking absolutely terrified* Blake! There you are! You gotta hide me!

Blake: *confused ear twitch* What’s wrong?

Little Yang and Little Ruby: *barrel into Yang, thoroughly taking her out at the knees* GOTCHA!!!

Blake and Little Blake: *watch in impressed silence as Yang is overpowered*

Little Blake: ...That’s her?

Blake: *sighs and laughs* Yes, that’s her.

Little Blake: ...........I thought she’d be cooler.

Blake: *snorts*

Yang: Hey! *raised finger shoots up above the table* I am PLENTY cool! 

Little Yang and Little Ruby: *proceed their onslaught of twisting Yang into a pretzel in a makeshift hog-tie*

Little Blake: *shifting in her seat* ......C-can I join them?

Blake: Go for it. *sips tea* I’m curious to see how many children Yang can handle anyway. 

Yang: *from the floor* Wait, what?! Blake! What do you mean by that?