#like one does

Yes hello, have an Obi-Wan with a pinch of ObiMaul

Just a guy and his DIY emotional support voodoo doll.

He’s an 11,000 year old (at least) demon/fallen angle. He’s a furniture enthusiast. He sunk Atlantis. His favorite pastime is stealing furniture. He named one of the most devastating volcanoes after a friend/lover and was present when it destroyed Pompeii. He ate so many dodo birds they went extinct. His soulmate is an immortal and sentient diamond. He loses color when he is sad. He was one of the angles trapped under the Euphrates river. He would not know someone was flirting with him even if they had their tongues down each other’s throats. He’s the fourth horseman of the apocalypse (death). He’s the hungriest boi in the entire world and will eat literally anything. He inadvertently probably caused the Black Death. He is selfless to the point of self destruction. He’s a part time grim reaper. His best/oldest friend is a sentient totem of undying and the line between hate and love is nonexistent between them. He’s currently a walking corpse with two fatal illnesses destroying his mind and body while his soul is trapped in limbo. Being a father is what makes him happiest.