#left handed problems

ADHD experience: know the phrase “rightie tightie lefty loosey.” But in practicality, have no idea which way is which. It’s especially hard when you’re left handed cuz it feels like that direction should be the default. Is clockwise going left or right? Cuz it depends on where in the inclement you start from. Also, what if this 100+ year old curtain rod predates the standardized rightie tightie? I hate this.

as a representative of the left-handed community, we claim john “malevolent” doe as one of our own.

Dear Left-Handed people

Every single left handed person that I’ve met in my life has had that very distinct left handed aura, you can just tell upon meeting them that there’s a little something different. They look unhinged and unsettling in a kinda neutral way.