Fetch The Fucking Bolt Cutters

@kategivesup

She/her. Old hag. Free Palestine. 🚭 Season 4 was the best season of Fargo, it should have been its own show. Current obsession: heated rivalry, TV SHOW ONLY.

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More Ilya is a giver stuff in the link - it’s AO3

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one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

What is there to celebrate -Luca Ponsato

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The Diaries of Franz Kafka, 1912

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Yes

I love my dog and I would die for him, but having to walk him in this fucking heat and humidity feels like I’m actually dying. I’ve always hated getting sweaty, it’s a big reason I always hated exercise. I hate feeling wet and sticky and overheated. I hate the sun feeling like a deadly laser and having to wear greasy, smelly sunscreen. I hate having to shower after and not being able to dry off cuz I’m still sweating so much. Uuugh I hate summer.

And not to be a doomed, but it didn’t used to be this bad. We used to have occasional days where it got to 90°f where I live but it wasn’t often. Now it’s almost every day in July and august. It’s getting noticeably hotter. Climate change is going to kill us all.

#i hate summer #climate change #climate crisis #it’s not the heat it’s the humidity

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Yeah

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

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homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

homunculus-argument

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

wardenaristraith

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

homunculus-argument

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

Once again, why does the coital status of the genie matter? Didn't we just get through with the how much sex you've had doesn't influence the magic talk?

Put bagel with smoked Gouda cheese in the toaster oven. Comes out barely melted. Put it back in for just a fraction of the time. Burnt.

#bagel #burned bagel #breakfast #complaining

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

Its not good for 12 year olds to be on the internet probably but i don’t really Care because i was doing all that and More at 12 and i turned out Bad but i don’t care still

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themoonandmyman

There’s something so hot about picturing Hollanov jerking off over each other really early in the hookup era. Ilya trying to convince himself he feels nothing even though he’s jerking off to a freeze frame of Shane on his TV- some sweaty post game interview where he’s wearing a backwards cap and his under armor is clinging to his biceps and Ilya moans his name and cums all over his fist.

And then there’s Shane, fucking himself on his dildo stuck to the shower wall and desperately lost in it, muttering ‘harder’ and ‘fuck, Rozanov’ way before Ilya’s ever fucked him.

The post nut clarity hits both of them like a fucking train but it doesn’t stop them from doing it all again the next night. and the next, and the next…

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