Fetch The Fucking Bolt Cutters

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Purposely bulking up his muscles like a superhero or inflating her tits like balloons: also dungeon

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

my sister keeps messaging me joe keery pics with the caption "hobbits got a Zara" and truly she'd do numbers on this website if she wanted to

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

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