Fetch The Fucking Bolt Cutters

This trip down memory lane is full of burnt bridges. I don't know why anyone comes down here.

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

I have in the recesses of my mind this like novella length fic where for some reason Ilya has a really serious mental health issue after the draft but before the ccm shoot. And accidentally on purpose attempts suicide and Shanebug kind of awkwardly visits him after as a result of his big bleeding shaneheart. Shane and the public think it was an accidental injury + Ilya will start his rookie year like nothing happened but of course Sveta knows and Shane begins to suspect after he finds out Ilya’s staying in Boston all summer instead of going home. and they’ve been texting for a bit about hockey and stuff and so Shane is like I’m staying in Ottawa at my apartment so you could like. Come hang out. This summer. Um. Or whatever. And Sveta is being insanely protective and is like Ilya you do not know this boy but Ilya’s like it’s a week or two I’ll call you every night. So Svetlana is finally like fine but every night means EVERY night. Meanwhile of course yuna drops in unannounced and hears Shane laughing a laugh so free and big that she’s never heard before, walks inside and sees him and Ilya sitting on the floor playing grand theft auto. Shane who has by now definitely figured out what happened with Ilya bc they’re best friends now and kind of keep falling asleep together on the couch and waking up cozy noses pressed together don’t worry about it shoots to his feet and is like (murder in his eyes) Mom This Is Ilya He’s Staying With Me This Summer Don’t Make It Weird He Is My Best Friend Ever. Conflict comes when yuna is like you’re being taken advantage of and Shane overhears an Ilya/Sveta phone call and thinks they’re together. Anyway it all works out when yuna insists Ilya comes over for dinner one night and sees her awkward lonely son so at ease and happy around this young man who’s healing from something very hard and obviously head over heels. She looks at David and they have a whole conversation with their eyes where she’s like this is going to be really hard as their careers start and David says back with his eyes but it’s going to be worth it

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tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

Talking to my family member, she mentions she’s starting a garden… using ChatGPT for instructions. I mention that there are many websites, YouTube channels, tutorials, social groups etc for beginner gardening that are written by actual people. She’s just like “why would I waste time with those when I have chat?” 🫠 I make excuse to hang up. She mentions it every time we talk. She texted me saying she thought I didn’t really want to talk to her last time. I debated being honest and just saying “yeah, cuz you use chatgpt and I’ve made it clear I’m opposed to that.” But I didn’t, I’m a coward who fears confrontation.

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.