Fetch The Fucking Bolt Cutters

That should be the name of our band. Sonic Orgasm.

And a folk singer I grew up listening to John McCutcheon wrote a great song based on it. I think all kids should be taught this and all adults should have to listen/read/recite it once a year.

When I was a little kid not so long ago

I had to learn a lot of stuff I didn't even know

How to dress myself, tie my shoes, how to jump a rope

How to smile for a picture without looking like a dope

But of all the things I learned my favorite of them all

Was a little poem hanging on the kindergarten wall:

Of all you learn here remember this the best

Don't hurt each other and clean up your mess

Take a nap everyday, wash before you eat

Hold hands, stick together, look before you cross the street

And remember the seed in the little paper cup:

First the root goes down and then the plant grows up!

Well, it was first, second, third grade, fourth grade, too

Where I had to learn the big things the big kids do

To add, subtract, and multiply, read and write and play

How to sit in a little uncomfortable desk for nearly half a day

But of all they taught me my favorite of them all

Was the little poem hanging on the kindergarten wall

Of all you learn here remember this the best:

Don't hurt each other and clean up your mess

Take a nap everyday, wash before you eat

Hold hands, stick together, look before you cross the street

And remember the seed in the little paper cup:

First the root goes down and then the plant grows up!

But lately I've been worried as I look around and see

An awful lot of grown-ups acting foolish as can be

Now I know there's lots of things to know I haven't mastered yet

But it seems there's real important stuff that grown-ups soon forget

So I'm sure we'd all be better off if we would just recall

That little poem hanging on the kindergarten wall

Of all you learn here remember this the best:

Don't hurt each other and clean up your mess

Take a nap everyday, wash before you eat

Hold hands, stick together, look before you cross the street

And remember the seed in the little paper cup: