#language tree

French: the evil gay cousin with a superiority complex.

Italian: the rich cousin who tries to make their wealth seem very secretive in spite of the fact they flaunt their wealth by any means possible at any family gathering.

Portuguese: the evil gay cousin of French, but not the rest of the family because that would be French.

Romanian: that one cousin who is oddly associated with Russian culture to "connect back with their roots". Meanwhile they're only 15 percent Russian.

Spanish (Castilian): The family disappointment who is spite of having every opportunity to be great, is a faliure.