#lance would

Pidge: "I need proper motivation to beat up a child"

Lance: "She didn't execute him?"

Lance: "Can I seduce the mayor?" *does this anyways*

Pidge: "Smoke Greg"

Lance & Hunk: "#Blindgreg"

Hunk: "I just wanna cast spells n stuff"

Shiro: "The ONE TIME I wish I had Philip 😔"

Keith: "who the hell is Philip"

Coran: *Haves them try a drink*

Keith: "...It taste like you're making out with Cthulu"

Lance: "how do- nevermind."

Shiro: "You've successfully tied him up."

Shiro: "Lance, Pidge, Stop giggling about that."

Hunk: "IM NOT YUMMY I PROMISE 😭"

Allura: "Goodbye sluts :("

Shiro: "You can't say-"

Keith: *puts his hand over his mouth*

Hunk: I wouldn-

Keith: i dont have time for this, lance !

Pidge: This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

Lance: *realizes that's really out of character for him to do*

Shiro: *is about to shave, gets out shaving cream*

Lance: Shaving cream? what am I gonna do with this?

Shiro: Lance no

Keith: *sighs* ill be back *leaves*

Lance: .....

Keith: *comes back holding something behind his back* lance, guess what

Lance: What?