Omg why can’t I stop myself from eating ICE CREAM in large amounts... I am having the nastiest stinkiest foulest gas and I’m borderline considering taking a 7 hour walk outside so I don’t stink up my apartment with these ABOMINATIONS!!!!!!!! First I had a couple scoops of chocolate chip ice cream after dinner, then I had a craving for one of those royal blizzards at DQ so I got a small one. Holy fuck. Bad decisions. My bowels are wreaking HAVOC. 

Omg this gas is absolutely FOUL holy fuck wow I’m never eating cereal with milk again or downing a DQ blizzard. Like these farts are so nasty and wretched I feel nauseous smelling them and they are making me too warm!!!!! I might have to go outside for a walk so our whole apartment doesn’t smell like a fucking FART!!!! 

Does my stomach hurt from the paper and dairy products I ate or from missing SPR and feeling my emotions so strongly it hurts

just ate a yogurt parfait and spreading feeling The Effects :/

dairy and i are having a fight. she’s winning

yup i've got it

Why do I torture myself by getting lattes and frappuccinos knowing full well that the lactose will wreak havoc on my gastrointestinal system?