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This thing absolutely looks like it descended from dinosaurs, but not just in physical appearance, in attitude too. It looks pissed that it evolved and survived all these years just to have to suffer with the presence of humans

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.

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Come get this nesDIK

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!

like, clearly, despite the fact that i really hate Tumblr Prose and attempted to unflatteringly parody it, a LOT of people unironically liked what i produced. which means there’s an audience for it! it’s also the current style du jour for like, every single YA and romantasy novel on the market! i do not think me saying “i think this shit is fucking goofy” is going to hurt anyone materially!