#kuwtb

i never figured out what i wanted her to do!!! maybe she's renly's bodyguard i like pete buttigieg style fiscally conservative socially liberal #gay#loveislove#noh8 politician renly its really funny to me so he can have bodyguard brienne.

I’ve been sitting on this idea for a while now and decided it’s ready to share!

Inspired by the Keeping Up With the Joneses film, our favorite couple of master assassins end up undercover in suburbia next to the curious neighbor combo of Bennie and Claire (from the Item 47 one shot).

AHHH KUWTB i missed them... ok so i love the idea of like real housewives of king's landing existing and cersei being on a season of it and thats how she starts being famous for being famous yknow.

RHOKL cersei season: cersei, taena merryweather, tanda stokeworth, falyse stokeworth, lysa arryn, selyse florent, alerie tyrell. they're not KL technically but i would also add genna lannister, ellaria sand and sybell spicer.

i think this lineup would cause some astronomical levels of cunt and slay, but cersei is definitely the breakout star. marge and olenna show up as side characters. lysa exits the show dramatically. selyse falls for MLM scams and is forced to leave when she tries hawking them on facebook. the real actual cops get called when cersei and ellaria grab wine glasses and turn them into shanks and start trying to stab each other. there's soooo many cocaine and drunk driving arrests.

KUWTB is a RHOKL (jesus christ ive got asoiaf acronym brain) spinoff because cersei was so fucking insane and the ratings were so good everytime she like caused a physical fight. taena is the ONLY person from RHOKL that cersei doesnt have personal violent beef with (ellaria and cersei have restraining orders) and she shows up o KUWTB.

also i like the crack theory that taena's son is a robert bastard and i think it would be VERY funny for that scandal to play out.

myrcella likes RHOKL she thinks its funny and she liked wearing pretty dresses when she shows up on the show. joffrey fucking hates it so much he's like everyone at school thinks im GAY cos of this. tommen is just excited cos 'mummy's on tv!' robert does not give a fuck

tommen is dressed up in little sailor suits okay.... i believe cersei has like. gajillion dollar photoshoots where he's in a little sailor boy costume with a big lollipop :)

joffrey is so polo shirt yacht white boy abercrombie and finch old money tiktok core fashion. or this:

myrcella would cycle through westerosi tiktok trends. like cottagecore vsco clean girl blah blah etcetc. rich white girl type. with scrunchies.

cersei... think real housewives but even worse. even whiter. even more inner city suburbs.

tyrion in the steve jobs turtleneck... sexy. but business casual. roman roy succession dot jpeg.