Baseball jesus

Bi panic, M.D.

Trans worm

Irish suffering

Former Holocaust resistance leader

Constable oatmeal

Gay Lizard with secrets

Curiously tall child

Mr. Krabs

Mrs. Suffering

Mr. Krabs' brother, Autism Dad

Passive Aggressive Pope

Guy who reads too much Reddit

Mr. Krabs' nephew

War criminal who wants everyone to like him so bad

And who could forget such intriguing recurring characters like:

Emperor eyeballs

Lizard del ray

Depressed brother of Reddit guy

Mother in law everyone dreads

The IRS

cocktail waitress union girly

Clone of middle manager

Oatmeal antagonist

Star Trek The Next Generation "Sins of the Father"

So Worf straightened it and cut it short. He wasn't a big fan of the style but at least it was presentable. Until one day, during a resupply at a Star Base, a package arrived for him. Inside it was stuffed with pots and vials containing more oils, conditioners, and styling creams than he knows what to do with. Luckily there's also a Pad with every tutorial he could ever need, as well as a wide variety of brushes and combs that have been carved out of targ bones. The only thing that identifies the sender is a single note:

#blackhistorymonth #startrek #uhura #richarddaystrom #mbenga

#theundiscoveredcountry #admiralcatwright #iman

#thenextgeneration #laforge #worf #guinan #kurn #commandersirol #maejameson #silvalaforge

#firstcontact #lilysloane

#deepspacenine #sisko #jakesisko #josephsisko #kassidyyates #calvinhudson

#voyager #tuvok #belannatorres #startrekbeyond #krall

#startrekdiscovery #burham #joannowosekun

#startrekpicard #raffimusiker

#lowerdecks #mariner #captainfreeman

#strangenewworolds