#klave

like alright?? and i wanna do it again!!!!! i wanna do it on every fucking chapter!!!!! what are you, a cop!!!!!

and that fucking smiley face…

Dave discovering the future because whatthefu—

Dave discovering Klaus' family and how weird are they, what is wrong with them Klaus? Why do you have a little brother the age of 12 who has the word 'murder' written in his eyes?

Dave realizing with a mixed feeling of shock and 'oh this actually makes sense of all the weirdness' that his boyfriend's family have superpowers, uhm hello? Is this normal in the future? No? Okay...

Dave slowly and nervously understanding that whenever Klaus talked about 'his dead brother he can still see and talk to because he has powers' in the 60s, wasn't his boyfriend dealing with the trauma of losing his brother from a young age, but actually probably very much the truth. His boyfriend can speak with the dead. Hey Klaus, real quick, WHATTHEFUCK—

"Is he next to you?" "yes" "and now?" "yes" "and now?" "No." "Really!?" "No I was kidding he's here lol." "Oh wait nevermind, he's next to you right now... Hey Dave quick question, why are you wearing my brother's underwear?" "YOUR BROTHER’S WHAT??? IT WAS IN YOUR DRAWERS I THOUGHT IT WAS YOURS!!" "uuuh well a lot of things in my old room were borrowed from... Other rooms." "ohmygosh I need to buy myself clothes"

Dave going to a mall, a mall of the future, a huge mall of the future, a huge mall of the future with so many people in it with so many informations everywhere and Klaus can we step out for a minute I think I’m getting a headache..

Dave who already saw the future’s fashion since he arrived, but really got to experience it first hand in all the stores and "Why does this feel like plastic?", "Well technically it’s polyester but if you ignore it hard enough you won’t notice the plastic feeling of it." "No no the clothes of this whole store feels like plastic, why do you have plastic in your clothes? Did the future replace textile with plastic?" "Depends if you have money or not."

Dave being dragged by Klaus to a thrift store with vintage clothes and Dave immediately looking heretically through the clothes like a happy kid seeing his favorite toys.

Dave wondering why the 12 years old child is complaining about coffee. Shouldn't he be asleep at this hour? Dave wondering why the child is being unattended 24/7. Does no one care about children's care and wellbeing in the future? Dave hearing the child going "I'm older than all of you so obviously I'm the trusted adult you should all listen to." and laughing, thinking this is a joke, until he sees NO ONE contradict him.

"Really? Would a trusted adult commit murder?", "You may be the oldest but I'm number one—", "Maybe you being older makes you a bit senile, you don't know about that, maybe we shouldn't listen to you.", "Klaus, you're a junkie. Your point can't even be made." Klaus looking at Dave in a "I'm sober! Dave, tell them I'm sober!" way and his boyfriend just standing all tall and muscly and lost because he is somehow thinking of the eventuality of this apparent 12 years old... Being old????? Klaus I thought this one's superpower was teleportation—

Dave being fucking proud (and a bit scared) of his boyfriend for unleashing his power. To be honest he doesn't know what it implies, he's just super happy that his boyfriend feels extra happy.

diego and lila match each other’s freak to a degree that poses a genuine threat to the public

allison and ray match each other’s freak to a degree that endears the public

klaus and dave temporarily match each other’s freak to a degree that makes the public cry in saddened outrage

five and delores match five’s singular freak to a degree that worries the public

ben and jennifer match each other’s freak to a degree that inevitably brings about the violent death of the public

and viktor and sissy match each other’s freak to a degree that has the public cheering with overwhelming enthusiasm