Mu Qing, frequently and unprompted: Feng Xin has a giant penis! (derogatory)

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Mu Qing, frequently and unprompted: Feng Xin has a giant penis! (derogatory)

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feng xin going from hearing the typical martial god prayers to having all sorts of smut beamed into his brain practically overnight is fucking hilarious
One of my friends loves reciting poetry about my other friend's dick, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry about it.
Temple of Nan Ju Yang
My favorite hc is that Mu Qing is somehow responsible for Ju Yang or at least teases Feng Xin relentlessly for it. What’s your favorite Ju Yang origin hc?
Feng Xin growls
Mu Qing: What is it?
Feng Xin: I keep getting this prayer for 'Ju Yang' and- STOP LAUGHING!
Mu Qing, chuckling: Shouldn't you be used to them by now?
Feng Xin: That's the thing, this one is... unusual
Meanwhile
Shen Qingqiu: I beg of you Ju Yang, if it's in your power...
Shen Qingqiu, crying: Please make my husband's dick smaller!

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The concept of Feng Xin being a sex god is hilarious. This man has slept with only one woman in 800 years and probably not even that often considering the circumstances of that particular disaster. But a random emperor dude made the equivalent of a xianxia typo and no one wanted to correct him, so now the entire world knows him as Tremendous Masculinity and prays to him for better sex.
No way on dianxia's green earth is Pei Ming cishet full time. First of all, he has to have at least 2 PhDs on the history and complexities of lesbianism to even qualify as a love god and second, who else would the sapphics pray to about their problems? Ju Yang? What could general shwing-shlong do for them? Nothing, that's what.
everyone's like haha Ju Yang (巨阳), so silly, but actually I think the original Ju Yang 俱阳 is a really nice title to have. far better than Nan Yang 南阳 which just means southern sun ....
Ju 俱 means all together, leaving no part behind. and that could be a very nice meaning from his followers pov, or very sad bc bro left behind everything after ascension. girl legit didn't even know this word existed before, and the only time I heard it was in sutras about ppl meeting to learn cultivation. anyway. RIP feng xin might be matching mu qing in power and martial ability but the meaning of his name and title really fall short. especially after the change to Nan Yang. like. wdym your name is 慕情😭😭玄真😭😭