Nov 3, 2025
…okay but imagine the whiplash Xiang Fei probably felt when he found out Peerless Cucumber is Shen Yuan, CEO of Shen Tech (or some other company name idk I just threw their name on something fancy sounding) which might be infinitely funnier then if he’d been a neet shut in like we’ve all been headcanoning. Like, no, he’s not just the third son of a rich family that lives off his parent’s money and does nothing but read shitty web novels. This man is running the entire company while his parents live off him. AND HE’S LEAVING LONG WINDED HATE MAIL ON XIANG FEI’S PORNO.
#I know we technically have the reveal#but like ITS FUNNY OKAY#also Mxtx can pry my ‘peerless cucumber writes long comments’ from my fingers and I’ll fight her#I will not be letting that headcanon go even if shen yuan says he left short comments#we know that man’s an unreliable narrator of course he thinks they’re short#svsss spoilers#svsss revision#revised svsss#svsss#mxtx hell#shang qinghua#svsss shang qinghua#xiang fei#svsss xiang fei#peerless cucumber#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#svsss shen yuan#svsss shen qingqiu#airplane shooting towards the sky
