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‘I’m her uncle’ NO JACK YOU IDIOT

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING TO SAY

STOP TALKING

PLEASE NINA TELL HIM TO SHUT UP AGAIN SO THAT HE’S QUIET AND CUTELY WIDE-EYED IN AWE AGAIn

i love people sassing jack, but i love nina sassing jack most of all

what the fuck are you DO-ING Izzy you’re such a shit

LEAVE ANDY ALONE!!!!!!!!

so the drama from this show is in the tension between client and lover? here? like?

no this can’t go on for too long

‘oh yeah that makes sense, assuming you’re a sociopath it makes total bloodcurdling sense’

NINA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

i love nina so much

EMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that just some homeless person AND THEN SHE ACTS IT OUT

oh my fcuking god I AM LAUGHGIngn g

what the FUCK and then izzy righ tback and nina oh myg od

carmen stopped being funny and started being a bad friend and it was shitty and now im sad

YA IT’S GOOD that emma and jack are being honest

bUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE HONEST WITH IZZY AND COMMUNICATE WITH HER AS WELL

oh nooo. they hate andy now! it’s cute bc it’s based in nothing but. IZ-ZY, you juvenile wench. SHE IS SO!!! NASTY!!! TO!!! ANDY!!!!

honestly. like the actor really is portraying andy’s ‘blandness’ well(?) but on the other hand andy is also super nice and hot. like? 

but hey if you have stronger feelings for other people DUMP THE GUY FOR REAL IZZY YOU HORRIBLE SHIT

they finally talk though good shit so they feel the same way BUTTTTTTTTTT are they gonna do the thing where they say: hey let’s NOT have a business business

this talk is not landing so well

YEAAAAAH that cheque this is good

threesome? WHAT NO EMMA THE QUESTION TO ASK IS:

well what do we want?

they are so dumb

i am not better as i had thought

oh my god okay keep this liveblogging up because i can’t wait for you to read the later chapters ooohh boy

ok now i'm really scared

everyone is like YOU WILL DIE AN EARLY DEATH

YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SOUL

YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN