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he edge browser is so fucking terrible. it’s deleted about 6 textposts by now. why did i do this to myself

anyway i come in halfway bc Clarke tried to fucking poison the Queen and I’m like, did Roan plan that?

and also Pike is putting every chance at peace at risk because he’s a fucking idiot even if his thinking is understandable. But seriously. Didn’t he acknowledge that they couldn’t defend against an army? or did i mishear?

Also if Lincoln dies of a mob I do not think I could ever watch this show again.

Titus is so SCARED for Lexa!!!!

Pike wants to.............attack the fucking Trikru from the surrounding villages who are keeping them safe???????? Bellamy please tell me you are not this stupid. holy shit.

of course he is tho. I have read such wonderful fanfic with wonderful Bellamy’s, but the show Bellamy is just such a fucking IDIOT who just doesn’t give a single fuck about preserving lives.he’s like. eh. 300 ppl let’s just kill em because i am SUCH a hero and i am so easily manipulated and they haven’t even done anything but

he looks really pretty this episode though.did they recover the way to make his skin look awesome?

so this is the third time i am writing about this fight and i really enjoy the speed of the clash clash clash, the steady balance of Lexa’s paces. very good.

wtf are those twirls she should have been stabbed at least 5 times but ok. They don’t stab???? like. this is the most effective thing? i’m not allowed to do it with my foam sword because it is too effective at harming a person. when she was being pushed down....why didn’t she just tilt her sword over his blade and stab him in the face??? she even has a small crossguard to catch his blade on. instead she???? cut her palm, the thing she fights with and will now hurt like hell and be slippery and ....punched him in the face??

she is fighting so defensively? she doesn’t go after him, when she slashes him across the back and he freezes! when she’s the only one with a weapon she only gets into position and waits until he gets a fucking staff. A staff!!! with his already superior reach! and then the swords get knocked out of her hands instead of her simply getting knocked in the teeth. what kind of fucking grip strength is that.

anyway wow. I thought for sure Queen Nia was gonna stick around. Like, why does she have such a grudge against Lexa???

‘I have always done what is best for us’ says Bellamy. WHAT?????? WHEN?????? WHEN THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT????

‘you too lincoln’ummmm you’re gonna fucking kill his village AGAIN and destroy everything he has personally sacrficed for, this peace.

I......hate Bellamy so much. I just. He could be so good. He could be so good if he didn’t fuck up so much. but he is always SO convinced of how he’s right. when has he EVER, been right? The only time i can remember is when he chose to save Mal from the cliffface. the only time.

Why does Pike have every guard under his thumb? Wasn’t Kane their Captain? Why has Lincoln not informed Kane? Why hasn’t Octavia been informed? oh there we are. they’d only just now figured it out and Octavia went to get Kane ok ok.

Kane seriously I thought you would be better at speeches. Speeches are the currency of power at the Ark apparently. be like, yeah we struck a fucking sweet deal yo! we’re part of the coalition and they’ve GOT to protect us now and help us. Naice. If anything just don’t engage with Pike? don’t engage. fucking put him in isolation.

I can’t with this drama. I just....i am gonna resume my policy of not giving a fuck about Skaikru because holy smokes they’re so arrogant, so stupid, such a crowd of faceless people. so ridiculous. unfortunately i care about Raven, Sinclair, Lincoln (!!), Octavia (!!) and probs Monty. Kane’s alright nowadays.

They are setting Lincoln up as a martyr and i just.....i can’t. If Bellamy gets Lincoln killed as he almost did right here I will not go gentle on this fucking idiot. He is such an idiot I just seriously do not give a fuck. Where is season 2 Bellamy? Where is he going, hm Finn you shouldn’t cross these lines and wow you’re being so brutal wtf when now he planned to go out and gun down 300 people without provocation? Where. Is. That. Dude. That glimpse of a good dude?

I can’t with Pike. Kane just denounce him. Why not SPEAK. I wanna skip to lexa fuck this. What the FUCK! he doesn’t even try to reframe the mark??? Kane. ARe you A politician????? he tried. but naturally because the politics on this show are a fucking farce, he has no allies in the audience bc plot demands it.

Bellamy. I just. this dude needs to...be banished? he needs to finally get kicked in the emotional nuts hard enough that he gets that he is a fucking worm of a human being. Please Octavia do that before he gets Lincoln killed? I have pleaded for this from day one of this show. Open Bellamy’s eyes, show him somehow that he needs to keep his dangerously powerful influence (that he only garnered because he was an adult amongst scared kids) INACTIVE. Because he is. an. idiot.

Okay but how many from Farm station are left? 60? 10 of em are in prison. A prisoner does not have either passive or active voting rights??? PIke CANNOT be on the ballot. And anyway, his influence reaches 60 people compared to??? at least a 100 of course those 60 people are completely willing to use violence. Maybe if Monty were here he’d show his mum that she’s doing monstrous things. but no bc Jasper is being a drunk. and PTSD’d and the only one who acknowledges that they’re fucking horrors. ahah. but move on dude.

ok ummm it feels very uncomfortable to see Lexa all .......without war paint or armour or long coat just stringy shirt?? NIGHTGOWN WITH LEGSLIT wtfffffff

LEXA SMILED! SHE SMILED SO MUCH THIS EPISODE

that reminds me! like fuckin hell mate the three pillars of Heda are: wisdom, compassion and strength. AAAAGGHGHGHHG

wow....part of her back tattoo.  That exchange tho. Trigedasleng/English, and Lexa remained very recognisable despite the lack of all the trappings of Heda. (tho srsly that’s your nightwear lexa????). also but srsly why did the ambassadors turn against her so completely and are they dead? like. why did they think it was the best for her people?

okay i disagree with Jason ‘Ye Who Enter Here’ was ten times better. Best episode of them all ever. This was just Frustration, Bellamy being an idiot dickhead worm of a human being always convinced that he’s right about killing and hurting people, Pike being an violent aggressive racist, INEXPLICABLE voting rules, an okay fight scene, too quick an entering and exiting of a character i thought pretty damn cool (queen Nia), and?? the only TRULY cool scene was Heda teaching her Nightbloods and introducing Aden to Clarke while casually alking about her own death. Also there was no Raven wtf.

Lincoln and Octavia better be on their way to warning Indra to get everybody the fuck out. If there’s a slaughter I will ....idk i will be like wtf.