smh as things me and/or my roommates have done
bitty: interrogated the rest of us one by one bc she was convinced someone had been snacking on her baking chocolate (it was me)
jack: when we played charades for some reason none of us could think of any answers except louis and clark, so we turned it into american history centric charades, which is still 70% louis and clark
shitty: had never thought abt gender theory until last year and now is absolutely fascinated and he will talk abt it w anyone who will listen, which is mostly limited to me
lardo: semi-regularly have arts and crafts nights where we get drunk and do arts and/or crafts (paintings, abstract tin foil sculptures, etc)
ransom: brought a mortally wounded rat into our apartment to nurse back to health bc “i’m a pre-med guys”
holster: whenever our upstairs neighbor starts playing their piano he starts ranting about how they’re just playing the same few basic pieces over and over and that’s no way to actually improve your playing
dex: “i only think i’m gay when i’m drunk so i’ll just stick to smoking from now on”
chowder: spent a whole day walking around to every hotel in the neighborhood to ask for free maps as a christmas present bc he knows one of our roommates loves maps almost as much as he loves free things
nursey: “bro these glasses are indestructible i bet i could throw it on the ground and it wouldn’t even break” *shattering sound* “it broke”
whiskey: offers coffee to guests and assumes that everyone knows that means they should immediately leave right that second and gets offended if they don’t
tango: managed to machiavelli his comp sci study partner into taking the fall for cheating on the final when he had cheated too
ford: produced and directed an entire virtual production of nutcracker from our apartment
louis: did ketamine and made fairy bread to celebrate australia day, which was over 2 months away
hops: somehow literally always loses hide-and-seek, even though every single one of us just hide in his closet every single time we play
bully: has a girlfriend
BONUS:
wellie: brought home actual bear meat, to cook us actual bear for dinner, which did not taste that bad tbh
