#jedi tricks

I wave my hand like a Jedi every time I approach the door at the grocery store. It opens every time.

Jedi should use the Force to completely disregard logic and physics. They should overcomplicate their daily actions by overusing Fancy Little Tricks. Luke Skywalker should hover a foot above the ground at all times and propel himself forward with his hands clasped neatly behind his back. His feet should never touch the ground. Instead of turning around all Jedi should simply Rotate Midair. I also think they shouldn’t use cups. The liquids they consume should levitate in front of them like the water orbs on the ISS. I want to see Ashoka Tano drinking a wobbly blob of hovering soup right out of the air with a straw. Obi-Wan Kenobi needs to rotate himself to a reclining position instead of lying down and I think that Yoda should just mind trick people into believing that he’s wearing clothes

When you are hanging out with a guy and he keeps bringing up other girls or past relationships you don't need a tumblr to tell you,  that means HE IS INSECURE. He is trying to make you doubt yourself. DON'T. The spirit of god lives in us.