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In case you were all wondering, yes, I did beat up Austin yesterday. Do not listen to him if he says otherwise. He is lying. Thank you.

It’s a shame that I’ve only just now realised how essential a bendy straw really is.

wednesday just won’t feel satisfying until i dug my fingers into those ridiculous curls and ripped the head of the snake off its shoulders. my hands are still itchy and the right moment will come. until then ... hikes and beer in the sun to recover.

        rip to my curling iron . it bit the dust this morning . funeral is @ 2pm . 😭 on a more  serious note , it’s monday  and i got donuts!! 

more one pound bicep curls today. watch out you guys, i’m coming back super jacked.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Guess who has Resident Evil Village and is playing it right now? Damn right it’s me.

Loud ass neighbors need to chill. I'm out here tryna chill, uce, but nah.