𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 𝕶𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖐𝖎

Sup y’all! I don’t really do too well with introductions, so please bear with me. The name is Fenix and I been around here a few times so I’m not exactly new, but I doubt any of you remember me. ( if you do, that’s cool ) Anywho, I’m 29 years old so I’m far from what you would call immature in the legal sense. I’m from the EST time zone. But that’s enough about me. I hate talking about myself.

I’m here to bring you Kip Sabian. This is my first time playing him, so keep that in mind as I go through with you all on this journey. I watched this guy on Twitch when I’m not watching him on Dynamite pretty much religiously and I just fell in love with him on day one. I’m going to try my best to portray Simon in the way that he is off camera ( or at least the way that I think he is ) and a mixture of his kayfabe persona. He is a giant goofball, who loves to have fun over anything else. And then there are times where he can be conceited. I mean hey, he’s a hunk, and he knows it!

Of course, in this role-play, his relationship/marriage to Penelope Ford is STRICTLY KAYFABE. Your boy is as single as a dollar bill. Also mirroring what our Penelope mun has stated, the two of them have never had a relationship off camera. In a word, they’re nothing more than coworkers/friends.

With that being said, it’s pretty much open season. I’m looking forward to making any and every kind of connection with others. Really, no limits. If you are interested, always feel free to drop into my DM’s and we can get to discussing. I have nothing specific I want to do plot wise, but I really do love plotting. I’m a writer, for crying out loud.

Taco Tuesday is hitting right. Let’s start with breakfast taco’s to get the day rolling.

This sounds like a horrible idea.

@hunkski you can come see them if you’re not busy, since you sent salt into labor!! givin’ psycho all the love like that so she had to one up and have babies!!

Both occasions are pretty good excuses to drink beer, aren’t they? Who are you rooting to win the tournament?

Honestly, I feel like I've been swimming in beer lately. I'm rooting for England, of course. With taking home the trophy this year and I refuse to hear otherwise. How about you? Who are you pulling for?

Enjoy the day, man. Is this your first fourth in the states?

I love horror movies and that was basically being in one. Thought I’d give it a try. Needless to say I won’t be doing it again but I did finish the game. Saw it through to the end. I’ve played a bit of that myself, but I’m better at Fortnite. Both games have their hacker issues, that’s for sure. I didn’t break it but uh, I was close. Mainly because we were right there for an over all win and lost in the last second. That shit is frustrating. 

live you best life,      huuunnny!     let me know how it goes though,     because a gal might invest in a pair of straw glasses if it works out well. 

Oh man that was so good, I played that game in VR and I have no words. Definitely beat it already and it was so fun. Haha, I scream when I rage…sometimes. I can definitely see why you’d say that because it is fun, I’m enjoying my time with it so far and want to expand to more games. Did do a bit of UFC on there too. They definitely think it’s funny to see us yell at the game, mate. I’ve almost broken my controller multiple times on stream and they kept saying “Rage Matty.” 

drinking wine out of those bad boys is going be kinda’ amazing,     plus straws are supposed to get you drunk faster,     but i don’t actually know if that’s true or not. 

i don’t even know why i have that one since y’know, my ears aren’t pierced or anything. you don’t have to worry about that, i’m too dumb to ever change. pft, i’m sure you’d keep it, even if i didn’t like it. that was a good bet. i mean, pretty much everything looks good on you, even rabbit costumes.

i’m still shocked it fit. and of course that’s the only earring i could find 🤦🏼‍♀️ it was definitely a lot. yeah, i approve of the beard. you have such a nice face and amazing jawline that i thought i’d hate it but it looks good on you. just don’t let it get outta hand or i’ll shave it off. i agree. superbad for a reason, right?

I never had G Fuel before but if it’s good and helps you our then sure. Thanks for the code.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

you’re such a genius, if i had a rich grandpa or uncle i’d tell them about you. havin’ that as a hobby is pretty cool tho!! i play piano sometimes but i’m not alicia keys even tho i don’t think i could even come close. i’ll start makin’ a list for songs and make sure to ask psycho what she wants to hear too. even tho he was a dick and a half, i always did like tyler’s accent and he’s a brit boy just like you. i do? i’ve heard that before but never actually y’know heard it when i talk. i’m from the 201, dirty jerz, or just new jersey if you want to be fancy. what b word? baaaaaald? i know the feelin’ but i don’t think i could even do the lil shave thing like rue and pammy have in the back of their heads. i might get cold or somethin’. i.. okay, i’ve never seen high school musical but i loved holes!! zac is really pretty and i feel like y’all would make an amazin’ tag team. tell me just a couple more so i can make a watchlist or somethin’.