The Rolemodel

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Can I not just lift someone spirits up? I'm simply just trying to be nice. 😉.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Listen, as long as you can keep a secret I can. We just turn our backs and pretend nothing ever happened.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Well either way you'll be a bomb to anyone lucky to see you dude.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

You catch on fast. Exactly - let's kindly talk about something else now, since the joke is over of course.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Well all of this is a joke, - None of this is real or factual, isn't that right Allen?

@rclemodel people already go rabid for anything we do together, a whole tv show would send them over the edge.

Honestly, I've already advocated for statues for us to be put outside WWE HQ, but all I've been met with is BS in response - apparently they don't feel like acknowledging the absolute stars we are. Please - don't give them the time of day at all, period. They'll be on their knees begging for you to come back after a month.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Yes, that's what's best for everyone Allen- let's just keep this on the down low...

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

As you should, who goes to Vegas not to make bad decisions? Hmm, I won't believe it till I see it, I want the texts! Prove it.

@rclemodel people already go rabid for anything we do together, a whole tv show would send them over the edge.

Right? The world is just trying to tear us apart because we are way too powerful. Yes, I need you here PRONTO, you can't give the WWE Universe more time than you give me.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Yeah, don't worry I'll get my people with your people and you'll look like a Veronica in no time. The hottest blonde dude, only you could pull that off.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Yeah... Let's say that for now and cross our fingers that a video doesn't come out of me.

@rclemodel people already go rabid for anything we do together, a whole tv show would send them over the edge.

The ratings would be through the roof, at that point we might as well get a spin off show for Ryu and Flex. It's hard being the best duo in the world.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

Great is a understatement, I had an AMAZING time- when were you gonna tell that you were stepping back in the ring huh?! Traitor.

Vegas weekend was a flash for me - If you find any videos of me drunk out of my mind, feel free to kindly forget it.

STRIPPING? Daria how drunk were you? No matter, we gotta get you a new identity now.

@yodasbestie Sad this didn't turn into an TV angle, missed opportunity.