IMA GET 'EM

sup — it’s your girl, fenix, once again. This time I’m bringing you The Right Hand Man, Jey Uso. Everything canon still applies, but for the purpose of this role play, he will not be married. Nor will he have any children. In a word, he is as single as a dollar bill. I’m open for any kind of plots and connections.

Ain't about to say no to some tequila shots. I ain't gonna do nothin’ crazy either. Just let me get one of them rap songs and I'll even drag my brother into this.

Just to hear me in general. Nah, I ain't all about that karaoke. Lemme get in a few more drinks though and I might change my mind.

y'all might not need it, but y'all gettin’ it.

you sure ‘bout that one? Cause I ain't. And I think that's what matters.

It comes with bein’ Main Event, bruh. Small price. And speakin’ of price: least my shirt sells itself. I ain’t even gotta do none of that “please support me” whinin’. I wear it, they see it, they cop it.

I know you ain't out here tryna get ‘em pity sales. You need a new marketing strategy, uce. This ain't it.

Sasha, Bianca, Liv, Mandy, and I‘mma be extra controversial here and say Naomi.

I'm tryin’ to think of the more crazy ones ‘cause there ain't really much I wouldn't do. But I'mma have to say a Buried Alive Match. I ain't lookin’ to get buried alive anytime soon, uce.

I ain't even gotta think ‘bout this one, uce. I‘d give ‘em the deuces faster than they could even finish the other half of that question. I got too much respect for myself to even think about sleeping my way to the top. I ain't about that.

She know how to serve ‘em looks – what can I say? She part of the fam after all. We got a certain reputation to uphold. And when we link up with The Boss? Ain't nobody ready for that.

Two weeks in a row, uce. I won't even front, not only could it work — but I am feelin’ it for sure. Just gotta talk to the creative team for a minute and we can definitely make some magic.