#jaykori

Disclaimer: I do not include batcest, but beside that, it's not about what ship is good and what not. You don't ship it, that's okay. I don't ship or loke some of them either. It's just about hillarity of it all. Be respectful.

JayRoy - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or even funnier, steal your ex if we want pas DickRoy)

JayKori - and I know it's canon they have a romance/something but it's still funny in the context of Jason being a steal your ex guy fpr Dick.

Joyfire - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or ex-boyfriend if we want) and ex-girlfriend/fiance

JayBabs - also sem-canon, but is it really... Do I have to say it again? No. But I will anyways. Steal your ex guy.

JaySteph - steal your other brother's ex (althought personally I'm a fan of Jason and Cass being a steal your ex duo)

JayKon - ✨️steal your best friend✨️

Jayde - when you get together with your ex's (a firiend I guess) father and your brother's worst enemy. Hillarious. (Beside, I like to think Rose would try to get revenge by seducing one of his brothers or, even better, getting with one of Jason's exes. I just think Rose, Essence and Artemis should meet.)

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edited 5/8 to add the link to the ao3 collection

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Who is up for art of Kori loving her damaged broken men?

Hmm this is interesting.

So firstly, I think Talia would definitely approve of Kori. I mean, come on — Super powerful alien Princess who could crush men with her thighs??? HELL YES.

But Roy... Talia would do her research and find Roy's history with drug abuse, but she'd probably chill about that once she sees how far he's come since then. He's an awesome parent to Lian, and I think Talia would respect him for that (she might even wish she'd raised Damian the way Roy raises Lian).

AND they're both Dick's exes (in my AU). Dick, who Talia absolutely hates. She'd be so proud of Jason for "stealing" Dick's long-time lover and best friend.

But would they both get a "Don't Fucking Hurt My Son" talk?

Yes.

Ao3 link 🔗

Jason comes back from the dead and sees how Dick has gotten together with Kori. Clocking it for what it is when Kori’s flaming red locks come into view. ‘Huh? So he has a type,’ Jason thinks to himself. Assuming her to be a conciliation price as Dick couldn’t have him.

‘Tell me. Tell me about the nights you spent cradled up on her chest. This cock of yours kept warm in her quim,’ Jason growls. Uncovering Dick’s mouth despite how they needed to stay quiet. The rest of the Titans in the next room over.

A vice grip wrapped around his balls before slapping the shaft with a flat hand. ‘Always were such an easy little thing. No wonder you got around.’ Dick’s unable to say anything outside of weak babbling. He couldn’t even refute Jason’s suffocating anger. How it wasn’t like that. That it had started out with pure intentions. Spiraling into romance after months of nightmares.