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It feels like cracking his chest open to say something so he doesnât, just smiles back at Kenny when Kenny leans against him and laughs at him.
He was happy, he thought, in that bright month of summer before the draft when he could pretend for a little while that it was just him and Kenny and nothing else, but it didnât last.
Oh hey guys, I wrote a fic. Pimms/pimbits, slightly angsty, 2428 words.Â
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 14k
Pairings: Jack/Bitty/Kent with a smatttering of all associated pairings
Warnings: lil bit of angst! sex! boys being silly about their feelings!
Summary: Bitty's tried to get over it, because now that Jack has graduated and is in a relationship, itâs kind of ridiculous to still be crushing on him, butâwell. Thatâs still a work in progress.Â
Or: Jack and Kent reconcile at the Epikegster, and Bitty is going to be totally fine if he visits them. Really.
A/N: Posted this a few days ago but forgot to make a tumblr post for it! As many of my fics do, this started as shameless porn (aka âhmmmm what if jack and kent actually got together at Epi??) and then decided to develop feelsy stuff along the way. Big ty to @yoursummerfrostâ for the screaming & the beta <3
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Jack:
Hey Bittle, youâre getting back to Samwell early right? You should come visit me in Providence.
Bitty stares at his phone, because yeah heâs been texting Jack the entire summer but Jackâs never indicated that he wants Bitty to visitâ
Oh, who the hell is he kidding?
He lets out a squeal and does an impromptu little dance, becauseâheâs going to get to spend time with Jack! Well, a very much taken Jack, but still. Jackâs his best friend. Heâs allowed to be excited, right?
okay honestly i suck at summarizing so I will outline with bullets
it takes place during the stanley cup final
the aces and the falcs are playing each other
this is nice because jack has his place in providence and kent has his place in las vegas and theyâre back and forth constantly and they always have a place to stay!!! no hotels!!!!!!
bitty is elated with this because he gets to see both of them!!!!! at the same time!!!!!!!!! that doesnât happen much during the regular season!!!!!!
speaking of bitty he loves both places but he likes jackâs better because even though kentâs place is HUGE and NICE and has AMAZING VIEWS (because my hc is that he lives in the 180 suite at the red rock) jack has a NICE KITCHEN
but letâs be real though bits has it in with the staff he can use the hotel kitchen in vegas they love him there
itâs all just fluff
lots of cuddling LOTS OF CHIRPING
lots of pie (if theyâre in providence)
the cuddling also entails kit purrson if sheâs willing because bitty and jack love her as much as kent does
that one post with the shirts
the shirts are definitely part of the fic
(it just took me like five minutes to find that post so i could link it little side note)
Rating:Â Explicit
Word Count: ~10k
Pairings: Jack/Kent, Jack/Bitty, Jack/Bitty/Kent w/some Bitty/Kent thrown in
Warnings: This is a shameless rentboy pwp!! However, it is also a happy rentboy pwp so very few warnings, although there are very brief mentions of anxiety.
Summary:Â Jack's more comfortable with Bitty than he'd ever expected to be, which is why he's nervous when he comes to visit and Bitty's out for the week. But Parse turns out to be a more-than-welcome substitutionâand maybe even something more.
A/N:Â This story started from a conversation w/@yoursummerfrostâ that basically went like this:
Me: so I like rentboy fics a lot
Her: ...heeey you should write one
Me: no haha
Her: please write one
Me, quieter this time: no haha...
And so, the rentboy!bitty & rentboy!kent AU that nobody somebody asked for was born. Enjoy ;)
âNice to meet ya,â Parse smiles, and itâs nearly a smirk but softer than the smirk in the photo. âLardo said you usually come for Bits?â Jack nods, but he doesnât catch the innuendo until Parse winks at him, and oh, God.
âLardo,â he turns away from Parse, âYou were right. He might be too dorky for me,â he deadpans, and Lardo stifles a laugh as next to him, Parse sputters.
âHey! I am extremely attractive in every way, Iâll have you know. People tell me that every day,â he furrows his brow in mock-offense.
âSure,â Jack says, and slowly he lets himself smile, relaxing into it.
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I loved your Epikegster ficlet, and I have a prompt for you! pb&j making (or trying to make) a thanksgiving dinner for the entirety of the aces and/or the falconers
Sorry this took a little bit! I do hope you like it--the plot went in a rather interesting direction, but they do in fact make a thanksgiving dinner, and it was very fun!! Thanks for requesting it <3
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Add a Dash of Happiness
âOkay Jack, youâre in charge ofpeeling the potatoes,â Bitty motions to where heâs already set up the peeler,right next to the trash can and the giant bag of potatoes theyâd bought.
Jack smiles at him, and Bitty cantell heâs trying to reassure himâand okay, itâs working, his stress levels arelowering just a little. âI can do that, Bitty,â he pulls up a stool next to theisland in the center of the kitchen. Thank goodness Bitty can trust him to dothat, even if Jackâs a bit of a klutz in the kitchen with most things.
âGreat. Now, youââ Bitty swingsaround and stares at Kent, whose expression is something like a mix ofsmugness, laughter, and intense fear. Good. He better be scared. âYou get tohelp me with everything else, so you better be ready,â he grumbles.
âI apologized, didnât I?â Kentsighs, and at least he finally looks like heâs regretting his decision.
âShouldnât have offered to cookfor all of them, then!â Bitty smilesa bright, slightly manic grin, and Kent flinches. Ha. He still canât believe Kent had decided that they wouldcook a Thanksgiving dinner for the entirety of the Acesâitâs ridiculous!
âSorry,â Kent murmurs. But then aflash of worry darts across his face. âAre you mad?â
His voice is actually somber foronceâboth Bitty and Jack stare at him.
âShit,â Jack says, as heâsdropped the potato heâd been holding.
Bitty crosses his arms andsoftens his smileâoh, Kent. âIâm not mad at you, Kenny,â he promises. âStressed,yeah. Annoyed? Yeah. Not mad, okay?â
âOkay,â Kent says, and his smilecomes back. Sometimes Kent worries too muchâheâs kind of like Jack, in thatregard, Bitty thinks. But unlike Jack, it can be harder to tell when Kentâsfeeling insecure, so Bitty has to try his hardest to catch it and soothe itaway.
âThat doesnât mean youâre gettingoutta helping me,â Bitty raises an eyebrow.
Kent rolls his eyes good-naturedly,grabbing the apron Bitty had bought him from the hook on the wall. âYeah, yeah,I know.â
âKenny?â Jack says, letting along spiral of potato peel fall into the trash. âHe loves you, you know.â
Kent flushes. âI know,â he says,and Bitty laughs at the grin on Jackâs face. Itâs fun to make Kent flush; theyâvebeen tag-teaming at it for years now.
âOkay,â Bitty takes a deep breath,surveying the kitchen. âLetâs do this.â
Everything is a blur after that,a shifting mess of timers and heat and ânononodonât take that out of the oven yet!â and checking to make sure that Jackhasnât inadvertently knocked anything overâLord.
And then at one point Jackexcuses himself to go to the bathroom and Bitty turns around to start the nexttask and realizesâtheyâre done. All theyâre waiting on is the turkey.
âOh my God,â he says, and wiltsinto the nearest chair. Heâs so tired. Theyâre done. Oh God.
âYou okay, Bits?â Kent splays hisfingers over his shoulders and starts to knead his thumbs into the stiff muscleâBittysighs and leans into it, because goodness that feels nice right now.
âIâm so glad we have two ovens,âBitty murmurs, letting his eyes slip shut. Maybe he can even get a nap inbefore theyâre set to eat.
âMe too,â Kent murmurs frombehind him.
Bitty chuckles, then jumps alittle when Kent presses over a particularly tight knot. âYou only ever use oneof them,â he points out. Even Bitty rarely uses the other one; itâs served himmostly as a back-up for when heâs expecting company. He spends enough timebaking at either of his small bakeries in Providence and Vegas that he doesnâtfeel as much need to bake at home anymore.
âWell, yeah, but I mean, youâllprobably use both of them a lot more when we have our kids, right?â Kent says,and Bittyâs so lulled by the smoothness of his voice and the gentle massage ofhis fingers that it takes him a second for the words to process.
He stands straight up and whirlsaround, eyes flying open. âKent Parson,âhe chokes out. âWeâve neverâyou never said you wantedââ he swallows, the wordsevading him. Theyâd discussed marriage, decided it wasnât for them because thenone of them would be left out, but kidsâandKentâs chuckling, of course he is.
âWhatâs wrong, Bitty?â Jack comesin from the bathroom, brow furrowed upon seeing Bittyâs face.
âKentâhe saidâhe wanted kidsââ Bitty cuts off, shaking his head.
âOh,â Jack says. âIs that aproblem? I want kids,â he shrugs, coming over and resting his arms over bothBitty and Kentâs shoulders.
âItâs not a problem, I justââBitty sighs, and oh Lord, heâs going to cry, isnât he? Heâd never wanted toask, had assumed it would be too difficult what with him going back and forthbetween Providence and Vegas all the time, and with Jack and Kent not seeingenough of each other as it is. âI never thought it would work out,â he saysquietly.
âBitsâyou shouldâve said something.We can make it work out, you know? Iâdâmaybe not just yet, but Iâd considerretiring in a few years if it meant we couldââ Kent shrugs.
And yep, Bittyâs crying now. Heturns and buries his face into Jackâs shoulder. âWhy does he always springthings like this on us at the worst times?â he laughs, feeling trembly.
âHeâs good at that, eh?â Jackagrees, rubbing his back with the arm that isnât around Kent.
âHey, stop ignoring me,â Kentgrumbles, and Bitty pulls away from Jack and falls straight into Kentâs arms.
âWeâll talk about this morelater,â Bitty presses his face into Kentâs neck. âYour teamâs probably gonnastart getting here any minute, butâKenny, thank you,â he breathes.
âIâm sure Jack would do it, if hehad to,â Kent shrugs, shoulder moving against Bittyâs face.
Jack nods. âYou know we want tomake you happy.â
âI donât deserve yâall,â Bitty letsout an incredulous laugh.
âYes, you do,â Kent and Jack saymore or less at the same time, and Bitty reaches out and finds Jackâs arm too.They stand in a tangle of limbs for a few precious moments, warm and happy.
Then, of course, the doorbellrings.
âIâll get it,â Kent moves first.
âJack, can you make sure thetableâs set?â Bitty wipes his face off, and Jack presses a quick kiss to hischeek.
âOf course.â
Bitty hurries down to the bathroomto splash water on his face, hoping his skin doesnât look too blotchy. Oh,goodness, his boys. Every single day, he wakes up with one or both of them andthinks to himselfâthis couldnât get any better.