#jack headcanons

still too busy to draw another illustration i have planned so i will just post some of my stupid Jack headcanons, most of them are pretty short but please keep in mind they are mine and it's ok if you don't agree. Also some of these are based on The Price of Freedom or other POTC books!!!

Jack drinks LOTS but doesn't get drunk as easily as he used to in the past. When he was an honest sailor working for The East India Trading Company he was basically on a five year alcohol deficiency, unable to drink as much as he would like to. So, when he came back to his senses and became a pirate again he obviously also came back to his drinking habits, stronger than before. Over time, rum was flowing in his veins SO often it basically became a part of him and he is not as affected as other people would be.

He doesn't sleep often, you would rarely ever catch Jack sleeping or getting a short shut-eye which is a result of his constant HIGH awareness of the surroundings and probably the rum flowing in his blood. Though when he DOES sleep, he snores incredibly loudly but he is a very light sleeper.

Jack adores collecting various trinkets from every single one of his adventures as a memento - not for value purposes but more as a trophy of sorts. Some of them are indeed of higher value while other things you could consider trash even - but for him all of them are priceless.

Following the last point, Jack has tons of tattoos resembling his life - a tattoo of Davy Jones's heart, aztec gold or the fountain of youth. Even the ones from his childhood! like the sword of Cortez or Fitzwilliam's watch.

From constant exposure to the sun, Jack has sunfreckles all over his face (and his shoulders too) which annoys him at times because he claims it "makes him look softer than he needs to be"

He knows how to cook, well enough to keep him alive and prevent from death caused by starvation which is caused by the fact he had ran away from home very early on in his life so he could be independent. So he kind of had to learn basic survival skills.

He's EXTREMELY well educated in terms of geography or literature even if he doesn't show it that much - Jack used to love reading books though he doesn't do it as often because i imagine his eyesight got much worse. Whenever he wants to read or overall see something better he squints his eyes like a rat.

Jack has naturally long lashes, like, very very long lashes.

Whenever he's thinking hard/coming up with a plan of some sorts - he twirls his hair.

He wanted to wear a dress unironically AT LEAST ONCE in his life which is followed by another headcanon - you can refer to Jack with any pronouns you want and he won't mind at all. In my opinion he's veryyy genderfluid

If Jack wants something really badly from a person who's close to him, he does a "puppy dog eyes" trick on them because he's a menace to us all,,,,,

Here is some headcanons: (Modern AU and in collage)

Race: He always gets unbelievably drunk and Spot has to take care of him. He also ended up confessing his love for Spot on New Year's a few times but they never talked it out because he was wasted and didn't remeber anything the next day. Also he and Spot have a tradition of kissing when the clock hits midnight even before they started dating.

Jack: He's always on call with Miss Medda to whish her Happy New Year on time. He also spends half of the party dancing and having jello shots and half of the party sitting with Davey in a secluded area that the other claims as his safe spot. (They kiss at midnight and we're both dead on this hill.)

Davey: Up until he turned 21 he spent the New Year's with his parents. He refused to party and even after he met the Newsies he'd rather sit with two older people watching a concert on TV then party. Les: He had to stay with them till he was 17 then he started to go out first with people his age then with David's friends. Sometimes he makes the DJ play purposefully bad music just to have fun by watching everyone dance to it.

Spot: Every year he says he won't come by and he especially won't take care of Race but he always does. He also likes to join Davey in their quiet corner and they always whish each other a Peaceful Year with the rest of the group.

Katherine: She dances all night, the next day everyone hears her complain about her legs hurting and she does not take constructive criticism from anyone telling her to maybe not dance as much. She'll get a little tipsy and dance to any music that they play. (Pulitzer didn't let her leave the house at New Years till she was in collage and that's her way of going about it)

Sarah: At first she dances with her girlfriend then she'll go sit with Dave or Elmer. She also always watches the fireworks but she'll often fall asleep before midnight. She says it's nice that she gets to wake up to New Year.

Crutchie: He also spends most of the night with Dave. He drinks cherry Coke and makes a cute list for his New Year's Resolution but much like Sarah he often falls asleep before midnight. He will sing at Karaoke though and he usually picks some musicals too.

Part 2

Katsumi:

~ a father who will be completely on the same wavelength with his child

~ rages along with his children to music, plays board games

~ would be the most inexperienced father, constantly running to Doppo for help, but he learns fast

~ Oh, he's so gentle with his daughter, he's completely fascinated by her

~ his bead is certainly worthy of the best, and he will give it to her within his capabilities

~ probably his daughter is engaged in ballroom dancing

~ does not miss a single performance of his daughter

~ just like Bucky is sometimes dramatic

~ he has a competitive relationship with his son

~ "Ha, little one, do you think you can beat me in singing?! Let's check it out?"

~ but he also supports his son, and is present at every performance

~ 100% Katsumi's son does karate, but if he doesn't want to do it, Katsumi won't mind

~ often leaves his child with his grandfather

Jack:

~ wow

~ hard on the outside, soft on the inside

~ it may seem that he has complete control over his daughter, but in fact she is allowed to do almost everything.

~ He's not good at expressions of support, but he can hug her and give her some motivation

~ imagine Jack Hanma walking through the park in the summer with a little girl in a pink sundress and a hat of the same color.... well, it's CUTE...

~ I think Jack's daughter will be more sociable than her father

~Jack definitely enjoys listening to his daughter chat about her day

~ probably his daughter is engaged in singing

~ Jack's son has almost complete freedom

~ however, this does not mean that Jack will not keep an eye on him

~ will also try to support him

....and then follow it up with some kind of inappropriately funny reference that almost makes you laugh. Except you can't because he means it SO SO MUCH.

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Like, he could totally do something like Dean's my-dad-is-gone speech to Gordon. The one about how losing your father is like a dark hole inside of you (2x03 Bloodlust):

DEAN: Yeah. Yeah, you know. He was just one of those guys. Took some terrible beatings, just kept coming. So you're always thinking to yourself, he's indestructible. He'll always be around, nothing can kill my dad. Then just like that (snaps) he's gone. I can't talk about this to Sammy. You know, I gotta keep my game face on. (clears throat) But, uh, the truth is I'm not handling it very well. Feel like I have this - GORDON: Hole inside you? And it just gets bigger and bigger and darker and darker? Good. You can use it. Keeps you hungry. Trust me. There's plenty out there needs killing, and this'll help you do it. Dean, it's not a crime to need your job.

But Jack would present all the eloquence of above and follow it up with something like:

🌑oh buddy this one is just for me🙃 last time a guy put his face on my neck i nearly punched him😑

❖ 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚 ❖

This menace

He looooves to purr against your neck

Loves feeling you shiver when he does it, then takes his sandpaper cat tongue and licks your skin

Why? He likes teasing ya. Maybe if you didn't have such cute reactions, he would stop :)

But any chance he gets of getting under your skin, he will take

Specially when it leads to sexy times👀

Also loves to bury his face in your neck from behind, holding you close by the waist, softly exhaling and watching you squirm

Bottom line, he likes to tease you, so any weakness he can exploit, he will

And this is just too perfect not to exploit, watching his cute herbivore squirm is his favorite pastime :)

❖ 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 ❖

Sweet boy can do almost no wrong

All these dudes love nosing at your neck

But he doesn't do it to tease like Leona, he just does it to comfort you and/or himself

Because this boy needs physical reassurance

He needs cuddles and kisses, and so he tries to find comfort in your neck

Only to get a squeak from you

At first, he thinks you flinched because he hurt you, but when he realizes that's not the case he just goes 'oh' and doesn't comment on it

Definitely blushes a bit from the sound you just made but doesn't push

He'll still touch you there tho, just with no malicious intent, only comfort in mind :)

❖ 𝐑𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞 ❖

This menace pt2, tiny edition

Yes he's taller than me and I call him tiny IRRELEVANT

He's not slow and calculating when teasing you, like Leona

He sees a weakness and he goes for it with no regard for the consequences

Like you nibbling on his ear in retaliation

Can you tell i love play fighting

The thing with Ruggie in this situation is that if he does this, you can get him back easily, so you're always on the same level of power

Above all, Ruggie is playful, so if things go down a less appropriate way because of him trying to play with you, that's not his fault...

He just wants to have fun :)

{hullo french anon!! you can absolutely have that nickname!! and ty so muchj wrghlieabgrb- i made this gender neutral using stuff liek Mapa and Dama, but Deuce still calls them 'Mom' because they remind him of his mom specifically! hope that's ok 💞}

Ace Trapolla

Ace had been planning on pranking Deuce and Cater again when MC had caught him

being a prefect, they had pulled him aside and actually scolded him for trying to pull one over on them

he pouted slightly and crossed his arms over his chest, huffing; "Yeah yeah, sorry Dama-" he said without thinking

he froze and flushed bright red as he was MC grinning at him; "No, please forget I said that- STOP LAUGHING!"

Deuce Spade

Deuce had finally managed to get an A on his alchemy exam and was proudly showing it to MC

they grinned and pat his head gently, lavishing praise onto him as he preened under the attention

he smiled brightly and felt his previous anxieties melt away; "Thanks, Mom!" he said

he paused as he realized what he had said and covered his blushing face as MC laughed

Jack Howl

Jack had managed to pull himself into the top 50 of the first year class

he'd spent a lot of time studying, so he was grateful when MC praised him openly

they pat his head gently as they praised him, his tail wagging back and forth rapidly

"Thanks Mapa-wait, NO-" he cried, covering his flustered face as Mc giggled and continued petting him

Epel Felmier

Epel was pouting as MC continued to scold him after he'd attempted to climb a tree

he'd wanted to show off in PE, especially after he'd seen Jack do the same thing

"Yes Baba..." he said, pouting and crossing his arms over his chest nervously

realizing what he'd said, he flushed and stuttered out an apology, groaning when MC was stuck laughing at his mess up

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek sighed dramatically as MC dragged him away from some other first years

"Sebek you know not to pick fights!" they said in exasperation, scolding him

he hadn't meant to pick a fight, he just didn't want people to bad talk Malleus

sure! i added ortho to this because of what happened in chapter 6, he'll still be platonic of course!

♡ jealous headcanons ♡ ♡ fluff, platonic and romance♡ ♡ gn!reader ♡

♡ ace trappola ♡ ♡ he's slightly angry, everytime he sees y/n help deuce with literally anything or vice versa, his heart tightens and he makes sure to mess with deuce even more than before, then he rants about it to cater as he laughs and tells ace that he's jealous. ♡ jealous? no way he's jealous of y/n and deuce, then he saw deuce helping them with carrying their books while talking and laughing, okay, he's jealous. ♡ ace got an idea as he walked up to the two and tells deuce that riddle is looking for him, deuce tells ace that he's busy right now but ace tells him that it's urgent and offers to help y/n, deuce nods as he gives ace the books and looks for riddle. ♡ y/n had a feeling that ace lied to deuce and asked him about it, which he denies and changes the topic, they just sigh and then joins the conversation with him. ♡ it takes them some time to realize that ace is jealous, they couldn't believe it at first, but everytime the two are alone y/n will tease ace to death about it, annoying him.

♡ deuce spade ♡ ♡ he's confused, when he sees y/n and ace being close to each other he gets a weird feeling that he doesn't really know what it is, he asks trey, riddle and his mom about it and the three of them tells him that he's jealous. ♡ he is jealous? when they explained it to him, he didn't believe them and thought they were just messing with him, then he saw ace and y/n being close to each other again, he believes them now, he's jealous. ♡ he walked up to ace and y/n and told ace to get away from them, making ace confused, then the two started to argue with each other which y/n had to stop the argument, calming them down and then seperate them. ♡ when y/n and deuce were alone they asked him why he did what he did, which he didn't answer, he was quiet and couldn't look at them face to face, he was too embarrassed. ♡ just by deuce's expression y/n easily guessed that deuce was jealous, they think it's kinda cute but won't tell him that and will keep it for themself for now.

♡ jack howl ♡ ♡ he's slightly confused and angry, when he sees y/n talking and laughing with other guys, he'll just walk away towards his dorm and calm himself down in his room, after some time realized that he's jealous. ♡ even though he knows he's jealous, he won't admit it at first but when he then saw y/n talking and laughing with a guy as they were standing a bit too close for his liking, that's when he finally admits it. ♡ jack walks up to them and asks y/n to help him with his training, they agreed as they said goodbye to the other guy and walked away with jack. ♡ y/n is slightly confused that jack suddenly asking them for help, since it wasn't like him and asked him about it, jack was quiet at first and then just tells them that he needed their help this time. ♡ they knew that jack was lying, he isn't the best liar and they figured out easily that he's jealous, they didn't think he was a jealous person but think it's cute and will rarely tease him about it.

♡ epel felmier ♡ ♡ he's slightly pissed, whenever he sees y/n being around other guys, especially if they're manly, he was about to walk away but was stopped by rook who saw everything, rook tells him that he's jealous with a smile. ♡ jealous? he had a feeling that he was jealous, but didn't want to admit it, that was until he saw y/n with another guy, talking and laughing, making him pissed again, he's jealous again. ♡ epel decided to walk up to y/n and ask them for help with magical shift training, they agreed as they said goodbye to the guy and walked away with epel. ♡ y/n asked him why he needed their help with magical shift, since they don't know how to use magic, but epel lied and said that everyone in the club and his friends were busy. ♡ it took y/n some time to figure out that epel was jealous, okay, rook gave them a hint, but they were surprised when they found out, they didn't see him as a jealous person but thinks it's pretty cute.

♡ ortho shroud ♡ ♡ he was so excited to hang out with y/n but when he saw y/n hanging out with grim instead, he was confused, he felt a feeling he haven't felt before so he went to his brother and ask him about it, idia told him he might be jealous, then ortho started to download all information about jealousy. ♡ during his research of jealousy he saw that some people usually denies that they're jealous, so he denies it too even though he knew that he was jealous of grim. ♡ he finally saw y/n alone and decided to walk up to them and ask them why they were hanging out with grim intead of him, y/n immediately apologizes and tells him that they totally forgot. ♡ ortho forgives them, then y/n tells him that next time if they have planned something together just walk up to them and remind them about it, ortho promises to do that next time. ♡ y/n never thought that ortho would be the jealous type and thinks it's pretty cute that he was jealous of grim, they'll make sure to spoil him next time they hang out together.

Hi! Omg cleaning Ramshackle by yourself would be a nightmare! But thankfully the first years are here to save the day, right?

First years help you clean Ramshackle

You felt like giving up, it was too much to clean both the top and bottom floor by yourself AND Grim could only do so much with his small body. You were ready to give up when suddenly you received a knock on your door.

Sighing, you drop your mop and walk over, wondering who was there. It turns out that Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel are here! Sebek wanted to join but Malleus comes first to him 😭.

They came by just to hang out, but seeing your disheveled hair, your dust covered clothes, and just how tired you look, Jack suddenly tells the entire group “We’re helping you!”

Ace and Deuce don’t feel like cleaning the dorms but they don’t want to see you break your spine, so they agree to help. Epel wants to lift stuff so why not.

You all start pretty normally until one of them ask if they remember that one song Neige sang on a tv show. The show was for a younger audience, and the song was something along the lines of “Whistle While You Work” or so. Then Ace breaks out into song.

They hear him even if they’re in completely different floors, and Epel ends up chiming in. Then Ace, then Jack. Finally the whole dorm is just a musical.

Ace begins to use the mop he was holding as a mic and Epel’s doing some kind of beat on his makeshift drumset created by boxes. Grim’s singing on the tabletops and accidentally almost sets something on fire with how much he’s having fun.

Jack accidentally breaks a dish while attempting to roll it to the racks and Deuce drops a whole bunch of trash. You tell them it’s fine but they just grab your shoulders and are like “NO IT NOT WE WILL MAKE SURE THIS DORM IS SPARKLING MORE THAN VIL”

It’s super fun cleaning and singing with them, though after they leave you find some of the rooms in worse shape than before (Epel went too hard on his drumming ability haha). But nonetheless the dorm’s in better shape overall, and Grim had a lot of fun too.