#it ii

Eddie: You're gay, shut up

Richie:

Richie: I fucked your da-

Oh yes, this is for all of you my clownfuckers friends.

Starting with the previews!!!!

You get one guess where Patrick came out and started taking notes for me. One.

❤🖤❤

• Zombieland sequel... nice

• Black Christmas..... hm

• Sophia lillis gretel and hansel.... excellent

• Upg8: still horny for kylo ren

spoilers below

• There's an epilepsy warning

• Beverly lied about seeing stan

• Very stereotypical gay man gets homophobically beaten

• And eaten

• BILLY BOY

• Stephen king dragging himself

• Tw car accidents

• Tw emetophobia

• Wit is already crying over richie cause ze kins him

• HE CALLS HIM STAN THE MAN

• Big domestic abuse trigger with r*pe implications

• Henry...........

• Inpatient tw

• Zombie hockstetter..... very good

• Eddie......... so convincing

• "It's not real" BITCH YES

• Yeah um love zombie Patrick but it doesn't ring true or feel genuine for him to drive Henry around

• Yup she lied

• I hate James McAvoy

• He's honestly terrible

• Every time Beverly lights a cigarette I want one

• Billverly tension...... kill me

• CLUBHOUSE

• Mike wanted to go to Florida.... oh

• We need to split up..... oh jesus

• Oh...... expected but still surprising Beverly triggers

• FADDER

• RICHIE..... WIT IS SOBBING

• Why Henry's little cousin tho

• Silver!!!!! Away!!!!!!!

• Georgie....... oh

• That's..... pennywise in disguise

• Okay

• Yeah I was right

• Here comes the friend zone

• Oh good shot

• Cinnamon topography......

• Gretta Keane agreed like fine wine

• HE HAS A WIFE GDI

• Amy still makes me hot

• How dare you Eddie that mullet is still choice

• Henry........... I love u

• Hall of mirrors...... nice

• Staaaaaaaaannnnnnn.

• Henry...... my boy.....

• LET'S KILL THIS FUCKING CLOWN

• BEEP BEEP RICHIE

• Stan's head

• K

• Into the sewers we go

• Eddie..... my son

• Get mad don't get scared, Eddie

• Times like these....I remember how little my livelihood matters in the big picture.....

• The ritual.....

• Nope spider time

• At this point, I don't care

• Bpd mood of the day: the sequel kinda sucks

• Heterosexual love saves the day while homosexual desire is a dirty little secret

• If that deleted scene you told me about is real fuck this

• Eddie killing pennywise if it sticks doesn't count. No subtext. Text or we die.

• Um.... okay whatever

• So sick of this straight shit

• We're not burying our gays just... y'know....... subtext

• Oh what the fuck ever