Oct 12, 2024
he was born a divorced man
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he was born a divorced man
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Elros: *goofing off*
Maedhros: Okay, silly Elros, we need serious Elros now. Can serious Elros come do the dishes?
Elros: ...Serious...Serious...
Friend, reading a reddit story title: "My monster-in-law is having an affair with my husband."
Me: "HE'S FUCKING HIS MOM???"
Friend, reads a bit more: "It's the stepmother."
Me: "Oh, thank god."
Friend: "It's still fucked!"
Me: "Yes, but at least he's not re-entering the woman he came out of."
"The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal"
by Camille Paglia
Marcy, in a bookstore: Oh! *runs over to a shelf where she saw Warriors book 2*
Anne: Is that one of the books you couldn't find?
Marcy: No.
Anne: But would you like it?
Marcy, Yeah, but I wouldn't like Sasha to know that I'd like it.
Sasha, literally 5 feet away:
Marcy: Oh, she's right there-
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"I took the emos clothes shopping and all of them bought ham"
-Patton, confused and distressed
me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!
my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?
me: my past does not define me.
My friend: FRUIT LOOPS ARE JUST GAY CHEERIOS!
Me: CHEERIOS ARE STRAIGHT FRUIT LOOPS!