#intruloceitmas

Deceit: *huffs*

Roman: Wha-

Remus *licks Logan's cheek*: Mine

Logan: What?

Roman: Now hold on a second!

Remus *licks Thomas's cheek*: MINE!

Thomas: What is happening?!

Roman: CAN'T WE SHARE?!

Remus *licks his thumb and strokes it across Roman's forehead*: Simba~

Deceit: These are mine, fuck off.

Virgil: Did you just put yellow lipstick marks on them to claim them?

All Thomas x Sides content all the time.

TSxSides Week Day 1: Summer Clothes

Thomas told his boyfriends to find their best summer outfit, not realizing how different everyones definition would be (he had to politely ask Remus to actually wear a shirt for the picture).

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my brain: ...so he’d change the flavor to something he knew they liked instead! :)

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And they hate how much attention and love he's getting from Deceit and Logan and Thomas (bc Dee x Lo x Tommy x Ree), and the fact that Roman is actually caring for his brother again. It causes Patton to nearly scream at Virgil for what he said. And it causes the others to see just how bad Patton and Virgil really are. They see they'll do anything to keep their lives how it was before. And yet, they failed. (2/2) - Rayne

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In all seriousness though I love this and thank the stars for Dee accidentally discovering this ability and fuck Virgil and Patton for being cruel to Remus and I'm so incredibly glad that they failed

I've been thinking about this since I got the ask and the one Idea I have is Grocery Shopping but it's the Best idea so I hope you like it

They don't have a schedule for who should get groceries when, but it has been generally accepted that they should go in pairs, and that Remus and Thomas shouldn't go together if they actually want ingredients that work together for a meal.

But somehow everyone has been so busy that they only have noodles left in the cupboard, so it was agreed that all four of them would go together to Walmart. Logan made sure that everyone remembered to bring their phones, expecting at least one of them to disappear from the group at one point.

Dee disappears towards the wine aisle the moment they enter the store. Logan is the one responsible for the grocery list, and wine is technically on it in Dee's handwriting, but it had also been crossed out by Logan before they left. The same went for some items that Thomas and Remus had written, like frozen pizza and ice cream cake.

Remus disappears once the Fresh Meat section comes into view, most likely to get a closer look on the dead fish and ask if they had any organs. It's agreed that he can buy brains or fish eyes if he actually eats them.

Logan and Thomas end up doing most of the actual shopping. Dee does come back with two bottles of red, but then disappear again to collect Remus. Thomas keeps trying to sneak sugary cereal and other unhealthy things into the cart.

Dee drags Remus to them, who has a brown package probably containing organs in his hands and a wide smile on his face. Dee then disappears yet again, this time for skincare products. Remus and Thomas sneak away to the frozen aisles while Logan is comparing two jars of pasta sauce.

When they meet up again before the check out, they've gotten everything from the grocery list and quite a few things that weren't on the list. Remus and Thomas are giggling as if Logan hadn't caught them sneaking things into the cart. Dee is rolling his eyes at them with a fond smile. Logan can't help but smile as well.

The groceries end up costing more than Logan had budgeted for, but that had also been expected. He loved how his boyfriends could turn a chore such as grocery shopping into an adventure. It was good that no one got lost this time though.