currently writing: belief is deceit is belief & Photophobia
Canon setting
Modern setting
Antemori Shores
Music and Memories [anxceit]
Fantasy
of Eldritch and Gifted [dukexiety, dukesleepceit, rosleepceit]
[links to be added later, au names and layout may change]
Collabs with @anxiouslyfred
vampiceit - canon setting, janus is a vampire disguised as a snake, anxceitmusleep
dnau - remus gets into dna tests, janus' dna keeps changing, janus has an identity crisis
mafiau - fake marriage turn into taking over a mafia, dukexiety, rosleepceit, freed androids becoming family
dragonau - janus is a dragon that hoards boyfriends [needs better description]
AUs from the 4 year break
idolau - remy is an idol forced to be the face of scandals, janus is a barista with a dark past, virgil is a bartender trying to save money, roman is struggling to get a role, remus probably has a job and a home, oh and most of them live in the same shitty building
marvelau - janus get spider powers, janus is very hot, spideypool, dukexiety, future sleepceit, one-sided roceit
AUs that I think about
belief!dee - deceit used to be belief, king is the only one who knows, qpp kingceit, roceit, remus has abandonment trauma, remus is obsessed w roman [belief is deceit is belief]
fakimals - remus is thought to be the only dark side because virgil and janus are always in animal form, the animals will still pop up if they disagree with something, ignoring the animals doesn't end well, qpp anxceit, slow roceit
local cryptids au - schrodingers sleepxiety -> creepxiety, lomile, roceit, tobus, logan raised the twins, remy and virgil raised dee, virgil's youtube audience has lots of questions, remy owns fluidi-tea the coffee shop [local cryptids]
ts magic au - ironshell, deceit has too many people attracted to him, deceit is the only human, fae shouldn't be trusted but also the twins are fae
Other AUs
art heist au, bread au, fairytale au, garbage au, haunted motel au, ill-fitting powers, kingceit human au, powerswap au, pride!roman au, sideswap au, soft vibes au, snakely escape au, the coincidence au, toddler dee au, ts sunflower au, ts tangled au, ts witch au, unexpected roommates au, wtnv au
Dead AUs
crazy ex au, dead spouses au, deceit too au, hogwarts au, parent teacher au, soulmate wings au, the high school au, ts avatar au, ts mythology au, ts universe au, twin omens au, yet another youtube au
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Janus has a habit of moving somewhere, reinventing themself with a bunch of lies, and then skipping town. They do not understand how they keep running into Remy. And because their life isn't messy enough, what was supposed to be a short-lived relationship ends up with Roman following them because they technically never broke up before Janus left.
do you think the sides would look good in lolita dresses
looking good in an outfit is often a question of tailoring so sure, for a while all the sides would look good in lolita dresses.
For Virgil, Logan and Patton though, they aren't going to look good for long. They'll let the outfit wear them instead of wearing it.
Virgil because it stands out to much and he wants out of it.
Logan because he's uncomfortable with it and doesn't view the dress as practical.
Patton will play around in it, but as soon as a memory, idea for a game or whatever but still switch so the dress is wearing him more than he'd wearing it.
Remus would entirely wear the lolita dress. He would just also still be Remus so however good he looks, that dress is not surviving its encounter with him. It will end up as scraps, possibly pretty scraps, likely gunk covered scraps but scraps whatever the outcome.
Janus would wear the dress, they would tell you this is what they always wear but as soon as they've left the room they would be back in their normal clothes.
Roman looks good, he wears the dress and he's probably on the hunt for more accessories and perfect lighting to wear it even better.
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There's been a number of people reporting over on the AO3 subreddit that they're getting messages like this posted in the comments shortly after posting new fics.
The AO3 team are NEVER going to try and contact you about TOS violations via the comment section (or about anything else for that matter)
Don't click any links. Report the accounts involved (which might claim to be things like "LucySupport"), delete the message and move on.
How does Virgil contact the ghosts? Does he use some ancient spell, or just start slowly experimenting with a Ouija board?
The Crystal Coven is a small store at the end of an alleway that would otherwise be a dead end. The windows have a display of crystals, tarot cards and animal bones, all showcased against black fabric that hangs from the ceiling, making it impossible to look inside. The door is quiet when Virgil opens it.
It's not his first time in the occult store. They sell books and jewellery, both things that he has bought in the past. But he hasn't been there since he started working at the motel - not that the store has noticeably changed in the almost decade that had passed.
No one is behind the counter, though that's not unusual. It's a small town; few stores have anyone behind the counter at all times. He knows that an employee is either in the backroom or hidden among the shelves; it's just to call out if he needs any help.
He doesn't know exactly what he's looking for. There is a small selection of Ouija boards, but if there is another way of summoning a ghost, Virgil would prefer it... Especially since he has to summon at least three ghosts.
"May I help you?"
He pretends like the sudden voice didn't make him jump as he turns around to see the speaker, his hands shoved into the pockets of his hoodie. The speaker is about his height, although slightly shorter than him. The person has long hair that has been dyed black, the roots showing, smokey eyeshadow, spiderbite piercings and a badge on their shirt with Andy, haun/haunt written on it in purple ITC Schizoid. Virgil gives an awkward quick smile as a greeting.
"Um, I need to summon some ghosts?"
It comes out as a question, and he clenches his fists inside the pockets. Social anxiety might be the death of him one day.
"Sure. Ouija board, crystal ball or spell?"
The store employee looks completely unfazed and Virgil can't help but wonder if people often come in asking about ways to summon ghosts.
He shrugs helplessly as he tries to answer.
"What hurts them least?"
"I don't think any of the ways hurt them," the employee pauses to raise an eyebrow at him. "But I'd probably rule out the crystal ball just to be safe."
Virgil nods at the answer.
"So which one do you recommend?"
The employee looks like haun wants to say something, but then haun looks around the store as if to check that no one is eavesdropping before haun leans in closer.
"If you want to interact directly with the ghost, a spell is better. Not any from the books though; they don't really work."
Yeah okay, Virgil should have expected that. Though the way the employee was wording it...
"But you know a spell that works?"
The employee leans back again, with a smile on haunt face like haun knew something that Virgil didn't. Which was probably the case.
"You run the motel, right? I'll come over and help you out tomorrow night."
Okay, that's sketchy. Maybe he should have just googled it instead of coming to the store. Virgil takes a half-step back as he tries to think of a way to leave without like, getting cursed or something.
"Free of charge," the employee continues. "See it as a favour."
"What's in it for you?" Virgil asks. His sense of self-preservation is kicking into overdrive.
"It was about time something interesting happened in this town. See you tomorrow." The employee smiles at him before disappearing as quickly as haun had appeared.
Virgil leaves the store without buying anything. He never did agree to anything, but he has a feeling that the employee will find him tomorrow night even if he isn't at the motel.
The curse shop from the Zombies franchise is so good, like Dae really just handed out a box labelled holiday spirit which contained a literal holiday spirit that now wants to steal their souls, all because Zed wanted to liven up his holiday party
might have an au that I could use the curse shop for, will have to check my list
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Okay so Remus and shapeshifting made me think and. Roman and Remus. Did they split in vampiceit or have they always been separate? Because I have two different shapeshifting thoughts depending on which we go with
I think they've always been separate but can I know both sets of shapeshifting thoughts?
Split: both of them have shapeshifted the most out of any of the sides in attempts at claiming individuality but they can never fully get away from the fact that they used to be one, haunted by the similarities, which is why their interactions often result in violence — simultaneously too different and too alike, two sides of the same coin
Always separate: Roman's shapeshifting is kept small, hardly noticeable, multiple steps spread out over a lifetime of insecurities in the search for perfection, in contrast to Remus' shapeshifting, which wouldn't know the definition of subtle if hit over the head of it, yet Remus somehow both always ends up having enough similarities with Roman to mark them as a pair, and is always able to call out what Roman has changed, while Roman is too confused by Remus' shapeshifting to be able to point out anything at all, and Roman hates Remus for it, for being both a twisted and a true reflection of him, when they've never been one
In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:
Taylor Farms
Earthbound Farms
Little Salad Bar (Aldi)
Marketside (Walmart)
Kroger House Brand
Target private label greens
Costco salads and greens etc
Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce
Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.
This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.
We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.
Okay so Remus and shapeshifting made me think and. Roman and Remus. Did they split in vampiceit or have they always been separate? Because I have two different shapeshifting thoughts depending on which we go with
I think they've always been separate but can I know both sets of shapeshifting thoughts?
Split: both of them have shapeshifted the most out of any of the sides in attempts at claiming individuality but they can never fully get away from the fact that they used to be one, haunted by the similarities, which is why their interactions often result in violence — simultaneously too different and too alike, two sides of the same coin
Always separate: Roman's shapeshifting is kept small, hardly noticeable, multiple steps spread out over a lifetime of insecurities in the search for perfection, in contrast to Remus' shapeshifting, which wouldn't know the definition of subtle if hit over the head of it, yet Remus somehow both always ends up having enough similarities with Roman to mark them as a pair, and is always able to call out what Roman has changed, while Roman is too confused by Remus' shapeshifting to be able to point out anything at all, and Roman hates Remus for it, for being both a twisted and a true reflection of him, when they've never been one
Any vampiceit pronoun thoughts? We do have a tendency to use they/them for Janus and Remy, do we want to change that up? I had the thought of giving Janus scae/scale/scales/scaleself like Trick uses in my Belief!Dee au since snake disguise, but that might be trying too hard haha
What if Remy uses no pronouns, only Remy or Sleep?
Might take a while for me to remember scae/scale for Janus in this au but I'm happy to do that/
Remus I want to keep he/him, but Virgil I can see being he/it or something like that maybe?
Whether he's cis or not cis, I think once Remus resolved his pronouns/gender he worked to forget whatever his body originally was. He's the one who's done most shapeshifting in the stories so far and I wouldn't doubt he's done it before.
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Any vampiceit pronoun thoughts? We do have a tendency to use they/them for Janus and Remy, do we want to change that up? I had the thought of giving Janus scae/scale/scales/scaleself like Trick uses in my Belief!Dee au since snake disguise, but that might be trying too hard haha
What if Remy uses no pronouns, only Remy or Sleep?
Might take a while for me to remember scae/scale for Janus in this au but I'm happy to do that/
Remus I want to keep he/him, but Virgil I can see being he/it or something like that maybe?
