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entj: care to explain why my dorm is filled with things that entp ordered online?
intp: i told him if he could learn more Slovakian than me in two months he’ll have complete access to my bank account for the next 2 hours
entj: and what happened?
intp: my bank account is now void of 5000 dollars.
entj: did you even try?
Intp: i was able to concentrate on learning it for a few weeks.
entj: ….
Intp: i know, i surprised myself too
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INTP to INFP: Hi
INTP to ENFP: Hi
INTP to INTJ: Hi
INTP to ISTJ: Hi
INTP to ESFJ: Hi
INTP to ISFP: Hi
If you're an INTP and you read these in different tones, congratulations for developing your Fe
Hey there. I was wondering if you know the best way to annoy a INTP.
- Call them ordinary.- Find a way to make every innovative idea seem pointless, flawed or, even better, boring and unoriginal. - Defend points of view from a completely biased perspective with arguments that make zero sense. Refuse to listen. - Be overly cheesy. All the time. - Consistently tell them what to do. - Follow (or pretend to follow) a very restrictive schedule and suggest that they should follow your example. - Flirt with them in the most open and direct way. - Elaborate on how cute they are, including very descriptive phrases. - If they blush uncomfortably, you‘re on the right path. Keep going. - Make them the same present every day, like an apple. Even if they seem happy at first, just carry on consistently. - Tell them to be more polite 24/7. - Be condescending.
I already feel like a monster.
— INTJ
INTJ: I watched infinity war.
INTP: Ooo, now I can talk to you about it!. That one part where Loki-
INTJ: *shrieks*
intp and intj #3
INTP and INTJ are in school walking down hallway*
intp: *sees a student that had come back after a couple of months of absence from school*
intp: *starts to slap INTJ*
intp: OHMYLORD OHMYVOT OHMYGOD INTJ!
intj: what? stop slapping me.
intp: *stops slapping INTJ*
intp: IT'S THAT KID!!!
intj: so?
intp: I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD OR SOMETHING!
intj: *laughs suspiciously*
intp: what is it now?
intj: i ship it now
intp: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SHIPPED WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE?
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INFP: *makes a major life decision*
INTP: Did you think that through?
INFP: Mmm nnot exactly-- but it just feels right
INTP: listen here *turns into an aggressive ISFJ and gives an hour long lecture about life*
Note: if your INTP did this to you, please don't take it negatively. S/he just cares deeply for you.
2 modes of an INTP
Perfectionism💯
Too lazy to give a damn
INFP: Sometimes I wonder if you're still human cause you're just too stoic
INTP: Actually there are ways to make my emotions come out
INFP: Really? How?
INTP: One, make me drunk. Two, make me watch Les Miserables.
