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Masterlist

This technically shouldn’t be next in my inbox list but like.

It’s funny as shit.

Ramshackle dorm you aren’t real but you’re real to me

Also!

QUICK BONUS! The ghosts of ramshackle are very protective of Yuu and will haunt people so bad even just coming to the doorstep if they try anything. Their acceptable criteria is…unknowable but they do love love so they’re the easiest to get through

• has been on this shit from day 1

• he is the ultimate ‘protector’

• like , Ace tryna spend time alone? HES THERE. Floyd dragging you off? HES SCREAMING. Silver trying to nap with you? MAKE ROOM FOR GRIM.

• he does concider letting Idia , Azul or Kalim get some for the money…..but you’re his henchhuman! He CANNOT and WILL NOT sacrifice you.

• honestly before the others csme it was silent common knowledge that to get to the prefect you had to appease grim which seemed to be an impossible task.

• but now it gets so much worse

• to members of the audience , the so much worse in question!

• being your second in command he too immediately gains an “authority” on whom becomes potential partners

• if he hears anyone even mentioning it he will find them and resolve it the non magic way (a punch right between the eyes.)

• he’s got high standards and this school is really not meeting them

• none of them are respectful , smart , kind , loyal and able to give you a long fulfilling life in his eyes!

• he’s not above any means honestly. He’s also more than likely the one to slam doors in the face of suitors if they try come to the dorm.

• ough he is ON IT. He’s scheming he’s doxxing (or at least gwtting others to do it for him) he’s keeping his precious little baby safe. You may be nearly an adult but you are no less a baby to him like Gidel! So no dating at all. You’ve got so much life to live instead of sucking face with these bums!

• he’s humiliating them so hard. Like. He’s got no shame.

• though. He’s sneaky with it. He acts interested. More open to you dating! He draws them in.

• then when he tells them completely false information to win you over they notice their wallet , their tie and probably everything easily stealable is gone except for a new note with ‘stay away’ written in it or something else akin to it

• also he gets to you and definitely makes you have such a critical eye of others. Like really??? This is who you wanna date????

• someone tryna date you?

• nah

• the warm cozy spot in your bed is for him and grim to battle over. He doesn’t need some third loser coming in.

• very much like his big brother in his methods but also like grim in the sense that one reason they never get a chance to even have you alone because he’s just always prying (and winning) your attention!

• and every time yous walk away he looks back at them with the most FOUL grin

• NOOOO 💔

• ABSOLUTELY NOT 💔

• he waxes and whines long lamenting lyrics to you about how tragic it is that people are trying to steal your heart!

• he scares them away. That’s his main method

• also, he shows you he can treat you better! Not even in a strictly romantic sense! You can get all you want and more from him! Why waste time with this gawp?

• biggest unintentional slanderer too

• he will tell you some had a crush on you but then lists the most foul criticisms known to man against them

• another one where you don’t even have a chance

• he’d rather die than admit how much he cares for this rag tag group of losers

• so you don’t even know when someone has a crush on you because he either casually mentions it to the others and they do their work or he just haunts them until they stop

• he doesn’t even know how he knows! The information just drops into his lap tbh