My dad: Asks me why his phone is slow
Me: Checks his usage and sees Chrome is the largest user
Me, a hunch later: Checks how many tabs he has open
My dad's phone: 60 different Facebook tabs. All of the Facebook homepage
Me: Lectures my Dad about closing tabs when he's done with them
Also me: AO3 user. Open tabs: 96
Me, a hypocrite: But I need all those tabs open!














