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The token anatomy and biology explained
i can’t sleep only thinking ab jack wolfeus so here are a collection of things i remember from opening night
before we start a bit of appreciation for kurt elling and rebecca naomi jones, both of whom i knew nothing about and they were both fucking insane
also apologies for how sporadic this is/that there is no order, it’s 4am and i desperately need to sleep but i simply Cannot
enjoy lol
Oh oh what's this?
my Future designs for the turtles
Oh my GOSH!!
FUTURE DONNIE
I felt like Donnie would cover him self up alot, cuz man have U seen his scars
plus he felt like he could do better stealth missions since his green ahh skin isn't seen in the dark etc, so he excels in stealth missions, the clothes he has like a protective layer so kraang wouldn't be able to cut him easily
The thing on his left arm near where the sleeve ends
those are emergency stuff, like a flare, a multi tool case, painkiller injection
he has them on his arm since he keeps his main stuff in his bag, the emergency stuff could easily get lost and he would stress out in the heat of the moment
So it's just easier to grab from arm
For the uh idk what it's called
But the thing covering his neck (ig U can say he was inspired by mako...)
But the real reason was because as we know
He hates tight clothing, so he still wanted his neck covered but not a turtle neck.
The reason I think he's better in stealth missions
I feel like he is gonna get distracted too much if he went in normal missions
Like he can't handle alot alot
if it was a small fight
With like ehhh 10-15 kraangs swarming him (with others)
He would be fine
like I feel like he gets stressed out when he's thinking too many options in which he accidentally focuses on one opponent which leads him to be a easy target
especially if someone is injured and he needs to protect and help them, he would immediately be stressed
FUTURE MIKEY
I do interpret Mikey as more skinner, still somewhat fit
I just like to think he relies on his mystic more instead of doing physical attacks
plus he doesnt eat much cuz he keeps focusing on mystics (maybe to the point of addiction).
Ok.. I might get jumped for this..
But I like to think when splinter died (beginning of the war)
Mikey salvaged his robes and made it into a cape
So he still would remember his father and that splinter would always be with him
Plus he likes to imagine hes being hugged by splinter whenever he goes to sleep or smth.
The reason he's not wearing gear since he kept insisting he would be fine because of his mystics
the reason he doesn't have many scars, is because he kept testing healing abilities on himself but it took too much of him and increased his mystic cracks.
FUTURE RAPH
i like to imagine he takes most of the hits, it's why he doesn't wear too much
he thinks of himself as a shield so he doesn't care too much if he gets hurt the most, as long as everyone else is fine, He can get through it.
Plus he's a brute
he would immediately rip anything that was on his body
Like bags etc
Donnie had to make him un rippable shorts
he's also a traveller
in which they go on missions where they go see different parts of Land.
I feel like people would nickname him " The Protector" or " The Giant"
FUTURE LEO
Now U may be wondering " the flip, why is he less injured"
Well mostly at first he was too confident which lead to his back leg and arm wounds
Raph keeps protecting him so he barely gets them
plus hes quite fast with attacks so kraangs barely get him easily
The graze on his knees are from many many slide attacks.
he ofc goes where all the action is
Raph and Leo were normally on missions together
unless Raph got another injury from protecting others.
How are the other beasts doing in your crk au? Have they met their other halves? Are any dead?
eghh this took a while- and I needed to be work onotherthingsbut eh. Warning this is long.
the beasts live ( well one was dead-ish but we’ll get to that-) , if they’ve met their other half’s entirely depends on where in the story we’re at about. And how they’re doing.. depends. Mostly dependent on how they’re handling their new souljam virtue and being force shoved out of corruption
Burning spice is actually handling it all best. He’s the most reasonable and least corrupted old virtue. He sort of picks up his old job and turning it more towards an experiment or personal study. Keeping himself busy by ruin searching, figuring out why things broke, figuring out why things continue in living kingdoms and what it may take to break them or keep them together.
Doing so because he wants to, rather than any semblance of duty to it. And finding connection to the cookies he more watched at a distance because of it
he finds cheese kingdom the most interesting, a moving contradiction of a ruined kingdom and a living one. Which is how their base conflict starts. He wants her to let her kingdoms walls down, what would happen to it, and what would happen to the areas the sandstorm tramples. Cheese is afraid of that change tho, feeling things will go south as so as she tries that. Not willing to loose what she still has left.
They find an even ground eventually. Cheese letting her guard down a little and Spice being more conscious of her fears and not pushing them too hard ( if it wasn’t obvious I’ve thought about these two the most)
Eternal sugar is pretty similar to in canon.. but in an almost opposite way? Over indulging and pushing in to the point of strain or burnout to find their happiness. Including herself. She still believes she was doing what was best for cookies while she still had the sloth souljam, confused why she was punished or seen as corrupt for what she thought was right. Sending herself into a panic with the second chance she was given, trying not to mess up
Holly is a calm point for her, someone who recognizes the stress she’s put herself under and getting her to relax and ( partially) understand it’s ok to feel bad sometimes and she’s not failing people if they aren’t always happy. Sugar also encourage holly the passions she’s neglected for the sake of protecting her kingdom Their relationship is a rather healthy actually- a balance of rest and enjoyment. Overworked little goobers
I still haven’t quite figured out mystic story with dark cacao- but she’s closest to her canon self. Unhappy with being removed from her apathy, mystic is angry and scared, unsure about this newer world after being freed
I really need to work on them more..
ahem- finally salt
not explaining Sage because I did already explain him.. and also him and truthless are the costume starting bases for the au-
soo salt, abyssal salt
he’s the only one remaining corrupted to start in a sense. He and Lily keep their original virtues here
The tree sealing went south. A beast missed by the spell and a chase caused a spiral of changes. He doesn’t have his souljam when hes freed, when Lily finds him. Just the remaining shell of armor, and the fuming anger of a guilty knight that lost its soul
He snaps back once he gets his souljam back. Still a kind knight. Rather insistent in self punishment after all that’s occurred (to lilys annoyance). He’s pleased the other old virtues have healed, and the ones inflicted with the corrupted soul jams have recovered. A risk rewarded
Holy stars this is a character dump, I like it but gods- I’m gonna go chill for a bit lol

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HORROR CIRCUS - "Cecilia" (Pancake and Zephyr Backstory)
“ Separate my heart from my mind. I wish to see a life with gods and angels. I grow bored of this life. I wish to experience all til i tire, only then will all of me die.”
🎪THE CIRCUS:
Cecila was a woman in the 1800s, with a Caucasian Mother and a Korean Father.
She was born into the circus where the performers were kind... However, with all of them being the victims of poverty, when injury came during a circus act, they could not afford medical attention, leading to death... This is how Cecelia's mother came to pass, orphaning Cecilia.
That moment when you have no one to listen to your info dump so you just walk around your room in circles ranting to yourself