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Football has arrived on LinkedIn Messi left, revenue entered. Coincidence? Let’s unpack that in a 6-part newsletter :D

Did you have athletic aspirations? When I was a young, I dreamt of playing Pogs™️ in the Olympics 🥇...fast-forward to now, I'm excited to announce my partnership with @POGS! Pogs™️ is an incredibly strategic & physically demanding game, often played "for keeps"....I loved the creativity that went into all the different Pog™️ designs. Swipe through to see some of my favorite Pogs™️ & slammers! Pick up your own Pogs™️ from the World Pog Federation this holiday season, use the code "POGMIG" for 10% off your order! 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 #pogs #influencer #influencerparody #tbt #throwbackthursday (at POG) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrDSuhAhwih/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rujz1anilu37

🌿H2O2 Oil 🌿- I get a ton of questions about the benefits of H2O2 oil, so I made a graphic to help break it down. If you're looking to get a bottle, check out @hydrogenperoxide, who happens to be having a huge 70% sale this week! Use the coupon code "HEALMERAZZYBB" to save some 💰! This can be the staple of your daily supplements or can be used to address an issue like the ones I've mentioned in the post. - #influencerparody #dietarysupplement #natural #influencer #detox #detoxtea #teadetox #cbd #cbdoil #naturalhealing #healthandwellness (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_FkbBB56P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11q4725dhm7kq

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is to sing real loud for all to hear...JK! It's 2018, the best way to is through #influencer marketing! That's why I'm excited to announce my partnership with 🎅🏼! Not enough kids believe & this makes Santa sad, so he started an underwear brand to market his existence. You better ho-ho-hope he puts a pair of these under your tree. 🎁🎄❄️Use code "SANTIES" to get 10% of your order! #influencerparody #meundies #meundiespartner #hbtsp #hbtgiftmeundies (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxxCCVBDvH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dttzzm68w7dv

OMG! I just learned my distant relative Raztonio invented the “pull my finger” fart joke, as seen in the painting “Marriage of the Virgin” by Rubeus Florentino (painted in the 1500s). I guess humor runs in the family! Can you see the resemblance? Trace your genetic roots by signing up with @1523andMe | 👉TAP TO 👀 TAGS | #ad #tbt #influencer #influencerparody #23andme https://www.instagram.com/p/Brp4FSaBjbf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1espwvdyrwtz

🔊SOUND ON 🔊 I'm officially starting PNS to disrupt the overpriced & outdated models of the pen industry. Empowered by the people, these PNS are set apart by offering quality, minimalist designs, & HUGE sizes, at radically fair prices. We're inspired by the go-getters, the innovators, the dreamers, & these PNS are built for adventuring, creating, & disrupting the norm. Above all else, PNS creates the dream of enlivening our ultimate mission: to inspire you to live your life on your own terms, with a really big pen. Join the movement, tag someone who needs a big pen in their life. Use discount count #MYBIGPNS for 10% off your order. 👉LINK IN BIO. #InfluencerParody #MVMT #BIGPNS #Pens #pen (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrNrQByhhgj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ck09xg6qty55

As an #influencer & #entrepreneur, I've been having a hard time juggling all my partnerships while chasing the dream of launching my own company. I was inspired by the success of the bro-dudes over at @MVMT, and after building a prototype, I'm finally crossing crossing my t's & dotting my i's on the paperwork...and it'll be ready to be revealed. My product is somewhere in this picture, if you can guess what it is...one lucky follower will be entered for a chance to win one! Keep your 👀peeled, as I'm going to post my product commercial in the next two days. Check the @MVMT commercial, so you can see where my inspiration comes from. C U SOON AND TAP TO REVEAL TAGS! #influencerparody (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrJb4wkBjgX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f70w0nx0334k

Can’t believe it 🤯 I got my DNA kit results from “1523 & Me”! Turns out I had a great relative named Razwig Von Bourbon, who was a famed harp player during the Spanish conquest of Nicaragua. Use the code “RAZWIG15” to get 15% off your #dnakit from 1523 & Me! #23andme #influencer #influencerparody #throwback (at Nicaragua) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-9rzxhwax/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qsyox7j5tzjp