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🌿H2O2 Oil 🌿- I get a ton of questions about the benefits of H2O2 oil, so I made a graphic to help break it down. If you're looking to get a bottle, check out @hydrogenperoxide, who happens to be having a huge 70% sale this week! Use the coupon code "HEALMERAZZYBB" to save some 💰! This can be the staple of your daily supplements or can be used to address an issue like the ones I've mentioned in the post. - #influencerparody #dietarysupplement #natural #influencer #detox #detoxtea #teadetox #cbd #cbdoil #naturalhealing #healthandwellness (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_FkbBB56P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11q4725dhm7kq

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is to sing real loud for all to hear...JK! It's 2018, the best way to is through #influencer marketing! That's why I'm excited to announce my partnership with 🎅🏼! Not enough kids believe & this makes Santa sad, so he started an underwear brand to market his existence. You better ho-ho-hope he puts a pair of these under your tree. 🎁🎄❄️Use code "SANTIES" to get 10% of your order! #influencerparody #meundies #meundiespartner #hbtsp #hbtgiftmeundies (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxxCCVBDvH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dttzzm68w7dv

OMG! I just learned my distant relative Raztonio invented the “pull my finger” fart joke, as seen in the painting “Marriage of the Virgin” by Rubeus Florentino (painted in the 1500s). I guess humor runs in the family! Can you see the resemblance? Trace your genetic roots by signing up with @1523andMe | 👉TAP TO 👀 TAGS | #ad #tbt #influencer #influencerparody #23andme https://www.instagram.com/p/Brp4FSaBjbf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1espwvdyrwtz

LAST ONE...before the weekend. 🍑Booty🍑 & fur. Name a better duo lol 😂Winter is in full swing, which means tis the season to bust out my prized possession. This coat has travelled with me from NYC to Glasgow, Copenhagen, & Paris. I would never advocate purchasing fur new, but this vintage beauty is at least 40 years old and is still as glamorous as ever. REMINDER. You can still get 10% off Imodium! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY DON’T MISS OUT! Use the code ‘RAZMODIUM’ all caps for 10% off your entire purchase - #teamnophotoshop #imodium #selflove #confidence #positivity #influencer #influencerparody (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrX4wwyhiVX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hhnshatuzw1m

Exciting news... I am officially an Imodium Athlete! 🎉 My heart is over joyed !! I am so happy to be a part of something I TRULY LOVE. I have been using Imodium for the past few months and in my opinion my body has never looked better! 💪 Imodium has the same vision that I have, to help people get a handle on acute nonspecific #diarrhea & be the best version of themselves. I take one every morning during my fasted cardio & sometimes before a workout, I feel leaner, tighter & I've had less frequent diarrhea just from using it! To get 10% off of each purchase you can use my code: RAZMODIUM10 • @Imodium_US #imodium #selflove #confidence #positivity #strongnotskinny #influencer #influencerparody (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVQTvEBv-F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2i8e92gk8of4

🔊SOUND ON 🔊 I'm officially starting PNS to disrupt the overpriced & outdated models of the pen industry. Empowered by the people, these PNS are set apart by offering quality, minimalist designs, & HUGE sizes, at radically fair prices. We're inspired by the go-getters, the innovators, the dreamers, & these PNS are built for adventuring, creating, & disrupting the norm. Above all else, PNS creates the dream of enlivening our ultimate mission: to inspire you to live your life on your own terms, with a really big pen. Join the movement, tag someone who needs a big pen in their life. Use discount count #MYBIGPNS for 10% off your order. 👉LINK IN BIO. #InfluencerParody #MVMT #BIGPNS #Pens #pen (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrNrQByhhgj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ck09xg6qty55

As an #influencer & #entrepreneur, I've been having a hard time juggling all my partnerships while chasing the dream of launching my own company. I was inspired by the success of the bro-dudes over at @MVMT, and after building a prototype, I'm finally crossing crossing my t's & dotting my i's on the paperwork...and it'll be ready to be revealed. My product is somewhere in this picture, if you can guess what it is...one lucky follower will be entered for a chance to win one! Keep your 👀peeled, as I'm going to post my product commercial in the next two days. Check the @MVMT commercial, so you can see where my inspiration comes from. C U SOON AND TAP TO REVEAL TAGS! #influencerparody (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrJb4wkBjgX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f70w0nx0334k

Did you have athletic aspirations? When I was a young, I dreamt of playing Pogs™️ in the Olympics 🥇...fast-forward to now, I'm excited to announce my partnership with @POGS! Pogs™️ is an incredibly strategic & physically demanding game, often played "for keeps"....I loved the creativity that went into all the different Pog™️ designs. Swipe through to see some of my favorite Pogs™️ & slammers! Pick up your own Pogs™️ from the World Pog Federation this holiday season, use the code "POGMIG" for 10% off your order! 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 #pogs #influencer #influencerparody #tbt #throwbackthursday (at POG) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrDSuhAhwih/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rujz1anilu37

Can’t believe it 🤯 I got my DNA kit results from “1523 & Me”! Turns out I had a great relative named Razwig Von Bourbon, who was a famed harp player during the Spanish conquest of Nicaragua. Use the code “RAZWIG15” to get 15% off your #dnakit from 1523 & Me! #23andme #influencer #influencerparody #throwback (at Nicaragua) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-9rzxhwax/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qsyox7j5tzjp

🦈 I've been fascinated by sharks since my childhood...which is why I'm really excited to spread the message of #SaveSharksSunday. If humans don't change our ways, we could see the extinction of the Blue Gummy Shark. Thank you to @7Eleven for supporting this initiative. Adopt a pack today. #influencer #ad #influencerparody (at 7-Eleven) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6UAbIBRHQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i44bdauzr7ps

So stoked to partner with a fitness focused small business like @7eleven. They offer tons of locally grown healthy choices, like the Big Gulp (32oz). If you're wondering how I got abs, the truth is I drink one Big Gulp every single day...which is why I'm excited to become the first brand ambassador for the #BodybyBigGulp campaign. Also, I'm required to mention that 7-Eleven has a strict "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy... 🤙🏽TAP TO SHOW TAGS 💪#fitnessinfluencer #influencer #fitness #health (at 7-Eleven) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqx06yHhap4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16rm0u41whkw6

#tbt to my bravest IG post yet...thousands of my followers want to know what I look like without makeup, so here it is. Please be kind. 👉TAP TO REVEAL TAGS. #makeup #nomakeup #sephora #fentibeauty #influencer #makeupinfluencer https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvrsaWBttg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3rwbds6avzzd

Excited to announce a partnership with @hydrogenperoxide, a brand that represents who I am as a content creator. In its pure form, #H2O2 is a pale blue, clear liquid, slightly more viscous than water. 💧TAP TO REVEAL TAGS⬅️💅🏽 #influencer #ad https://www.instagram.com/p/BqtQp_hBOkQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12h3pawhli2ms

Just reposting my totally organic post that nobody paid me to make. Anybody else like @levis? https://www.instagram.com/p/BqqJSyihFwC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=glk5w8g52hba

The other one moves... (at West Seattle, Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqpm5H2B9sqvCLHhfhMBtWB1wKeEBTeHhP8gl80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19yeno0tx08yn