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Wooley: I almost choked to death last night.
Cody, only half awake: You’ll be fine next time you just breathe through your nose before you take more
Wooley: Commander...I was talking about choking on food...what are you talking about.
Cody: I was talking about choking on stuff in general..
Obi Wan, smirks: I’m stuff in general
Wooley: Why did I even come here?
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Obi-wan: Well what a fine mess you’ve gotten us into now. I hope you’re happy, Anakin.
Anakin: Jokes on you I’m never happy!
Obi-wan:...Are you okay?
Anakin: *Clearly holding back tears* Yup!
Cody: Look at the General, such a dork around plants and animals
Wooley:...
Cody: I mean it's dangerous...at least it's interesting though.
Wooley:...
Cody: Though he ought to practice some more caution around the carnivorous plants.
Wooley:...
Cody: I mean it's kinda cute and worrying how his face lights when he can touch or pet the fauna and flora.
Wooley:...
Cody: How old is Obi-Wan?
Wooley:...
Cody: Old enough 'cause he's a Jedi Master and a council member and I've never seen a young Jedi Master.
Wooley:...
Cody: I think it's kinda sweet that despite his feats as a general behind closed doors he's a nerd.
Wooley:...
Cody: Wooley, I wanna marry Obi-Wan.
Wooley: OH REALLY?
Rex: Why is Anakin holding a plant?
Cody: Kenobi's making him carry it around all the oxygen he's wasting.
Rex: Is it working
Obi-Wan: No.
Vod responses to “We have a problem” text
Cody: ‘Let me guess. You caused it”
Wolffe: “No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one”
Fox: “Gimme a sec, I’m not drunk enough to listen to this yet”
Rex: “And it’s another Tuesday, what’s your point?”
Gregor: “Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then get out”
Echo: “If you mean the flaming pillar, that’s our solution to last week’s problem”
Fives: “You call it a problem, I call it a solution’’
Hardcase: ‘Blame your supervisor’
Fordo: ‘Last seen five days ago’
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Cody: Should I do that babysitting job again this summer?
Rex:
Rex: Cadets chased you... through the woods... with spears.
Cody: I can neither confirm nor deny this. Rex: Then what's with the stab wound? Cody: Occupational hazard. Rex: From babysitting cadets? Cody:... Maybe Rex: What did you do? Cody: Revoked pudding rights and holonet access. Rex: And now they're hunting you for sport. Cody: Mostly... Rex: Your Funeral.
During the bi-weekly batchmate meetup
Fordo: Okay so how did you manage to tarnish The Prime’s legacy this week?
Cody: I’m sleeping with a jedi.
Bly: I’m dating my general.
Fox, who’s in a happy poly relationship with both Quinlan and Chuchi: I’m a furry
Fordo: Good stuff
Meanwhile on the 501st GC
Rex: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Fives: No.
Rex: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.
Echo: Word
Rex: I want nothing more than to drop kick you directly to the fiery pits of hell.
