#captainfox

Rex: Uh huh.

Cody: They failed and have to undergo another round of eval.

Rex: Fox I'm surprised he didn't lie to get out of it. Wolffe not so much. What'd they fail on?

Cody: After military careers.

Rex: Seriously? They failed after military careers? What did they say? Dead?

Cody: Not so much. Fox wants to invade the Senate for, and I quote, "Kamino." And Wolffe...

Rex: And Wolffe?

Cody: He, uh...he wants to be a piano player in a whore house.

Rex: .......

Obi-Wan: waves Hello there.

Cody: absolutely smitten My husband

Ponds: Seriously?

Bly: whistles They exchanged vambraces and everything, it's official.

Fox: Listen to me, you deserve so much better. Don't settle for a gestures emotionally repressed oxygen deprived half pint, there's still a chance to escape.

Cody: I really like him.

Cody: Define 'normal.'

Fox dumps eight packets of stimulant powder into his scalding hot kaf, shotguns it, and passes out

Gregor cackles while killing a Separatist in a simulation

Ponds drawing summoning circles on the floor

Bly: Please stop trying to bite Alpha-17's face.

Wolffe: Only if he stops being an ass.

Bly: Bloody hell Wolffe, he was taking you for immunization.

Wolffe: No.

Rex: Not ours, obviously

Jesse, who's always in the wrong place at the wrong time: See, what happened, was Denal let it slip in sabaac that Dogma is afraid of ghosts, so Fives, Echo, and Hardcase thought it would be funny to dress up like a ghost and scare him.

Rex, a very tired dad: I'm going to assume it worked.

Echo, the favorite: Oh, it did. I've never seen a full-grown adult man scream that high before. But we've also learned that when Dogma doesn't have a weapon in his hands, his first instinct when scared is to throat-chop people. I think Kix is resetting his larynx as we speak.

Bly: Teamwork?

Cody: Cohesion?

Fox: Wolffe, we’re missing Wolffe.

Rex: Why didn’t you say something earlier.

Fox: shrugs Felt nice to have some peace and quiet for once, besides Cody caught on before me.

Cody: Traitor!

Bly: groans Alpha’s gonna kill us for losing his favorite.

Fox: Thought that was Ponds.

Bly: Not after the rafting incident.

Cody: I still have the scar, that kriffing snake.

Fox: Shouldn’t have ratted out his candy ring to Kal, vod.

Cody: He breached my turf.

argument intensifies

Cody: Scene? What scene? It's not my fault the klutz tripped over my foot and fell into an open grave!

Fox: It wasn't Wolffe or Gregor

Rex: Exactly.