Apr 13, 2021
Sirius: *tells a stupid joke*
Remus: *gets annoyed and tells him to fuck off*
Stranger: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?
Remus: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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Sirius: *tells a stupid joke*
Remus: *gets annoyed and tells him to fuck off*
Stranger: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?
Remus: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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Probably Happened at Hogwarts
fred: why did the chicken cross the road?
dumbledore: why?
fred: to get to the idiots house.
fred: knock knock.
dumbledore: who’s there?
fred: the chicken.
dumbledore:
fred:
dumbledore: i won’t punish you on one condition.
fred: okay..?
dumbledore: go tell that joke to snape.
House Slytherin: cunning on the streets, ambitious in the sheets.
The Sorting Hat, probably
#Imagine: Professor Sprout in the battle of hogwarts with a pot Venomous Tentacula strapped to her back so she's basically Harry Potter Dr. Octopus.
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Sprout: *vines protruding from back strangling a death eater* Feel the wrath of my f*cking plants!
McGonagall: Pomona what the fuck.
Molly:Boys you could have called me. It's mothers day!
Fred:
George:i texted you!
Molly:I bIrThEd YOu
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Gryffindor:Where's your optimism?
Slytherin:What's that?
ron: why are only roosters allowed to start the day with screaming?
harry: you are not allowed to do that because i sleep in the same room and will murder you without regret.
pansy: potter. potter. potter
harry: ya
pansy: i would sell you to the dark lord for one corn chip
harry: .....i regret showing u memes