incorrect book quotes

callum: the vampire attacks you

tristan: and then what?

henry: stop, stop, where?

gansey: hmm?

henry: where’s the b?

ganesy: you know, if you’d just said that i looked great i would have said “so do you”

aristide:

cyril:

brand: right

rune: what are you gonna do?

andrew: you’re a menace to society.

andy: actually, “nerd stuff” is kind of mainstream now so when you use it in a derogatory manner it doesn’t really work

colin: you have proof, or you speaking from personal experience?

the gray man: personal experience

eli: you cant trap justice; it’s an idea, a belief!

victor: even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

eli: justice is a non corrosive metal!

victor: but metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

eli: it’s revenge, and it’s best served cold!

victor: but it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

eli: well, i think your warranty’s about to expire!

victor: maybe i got an extended warranty!

eli: warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

matthias: i don’t want tea

nina: i didn’t make you tea. this is my tea.

matthias: then why did you tell me?

nina: it’s a conversation starter

matthias: it’s a horrible conversation starter

kell: because rhy is our responsibility and i’m not going to leave him home alone with all this j-u-i-c-e around

rhy: i can spell, kell. you spelled “juice”.

inej: i sing in the shower. sometimes, i’ll spend too much time volunteering.