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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Inter-House Friendships
gryffindor: i have an ideaβ’οΈ
slytherin: not again
gryffindor: iβm going to jump off the roof, and enchant my broom to fly and catch me.
hufflepuff, overhearing: you wHAT
ravenclaw, secretly excited to see where this goes but canβt in good conscious encourage it: oh no,,,,,, donβt ,,
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Just Ravenclaw Things
according to psychiatry, individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further otherwise they are more susceptible to develop π§π»ββοΈanxietyπ§π»ββοΈ and β¨depressionβ¨ and π¦βfall off the curveβπ¦. and since, as a child, you cannot controlοΏΌ the circumstances of your developmentοΏΌ, most kids that read at the 12th grade level in 4th grade, aka: all the kids who were sorted into the ravenclaw house for their excellence in acedemics, are all β¨depressedβ¨ and π«illiterateπ« now.
Shit Ravenclaws Say
requiems for ravenclaws
Lost Boy // Ruth B
Take Yourself Home // Troye Sivan
Crazy = Genius // Panic! at the DiscoΒ
Technicolour Beat // Oh Wonder
New // Ben Platt
Riptide // Vance Joy
Young and Beautiful // Lana Del Rey
Lonely In Tokyo // MIREI
Carry On // CΕur de Pirate
Runaway // AURORA
American Idiot // Green Day
Kingdom Fall // Claire Wyndham
Apollo // Timbelle
Paris in the Rain // Lauv
Overheard at Hogwarts
muggle-born: does he have like, albino tendencies?
pureblood: what?
muggle-born: i mean is he like part albino.
pureblood: who??
muggle-born: draco. is he... albinoish?
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Just Ravenclaw Things
*morning of the N.E.W.T.s*
ravenclaw 1: man, i didnβt go to sleep until 4 last night
ravenclaw 2: dude same. i couldnβt stop watching tik toks
ravenclaw 1: dang you had the time? i studied all night and iβm still not ready for these exams
ravenclaw 2: exams...?
Shit Ravenclaws Say
slytherin: i think, therefore i am
ravenclaw: i overthink, therefore i suffer
Quick At Math
harry: iβm quick at math
hermione: okay, whatβs 38x76?
harry: 24
hermione: that wasnβt even close
harry: but it was quick
Inter-House Friendships
slytherin: :(
hufflepuff: ππΏπππ₯°π±πβ¨π€πππ¦ππ¦πππ¦π«ππππΏπππ₯°πππ±πβ¨π€ππππ¦ππ¦ππ«βοΈ ππΏπππ₯°π±πβ¨π€ππππ¦ππππ«
slytherin: :)
In Honor of Pride Month
draco: i was not consumed by the gay agenda
draco: [turns around wearing rainbow sunglasses] i AM the gay agenda
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Ronβs First Dad Joke
ron, hyperventilating: 911? yeah my wifeβs going into labor
911 operator: is this her first child?
ron:
hermione: donβt yoU DARE-
ron: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND
Weasley-Granger Wedding
priest: repeat after me
ron: after me
priest: ... [to hermione] is he serious?
hermione: no his name is ron
Interhouse Conversations
slytherin: i have an amazing memory. name one time i forgot something.
gryffindor: you left me in a parking lot last week.
slytherin: that was on purpose.
Probably Happened at Hogwarts
*muggle-borns teaching purebloods about muggle culture*
muggle-born: i really like eminem
pureblood: i prefer skittles
muggle-born: i meant the rapper
pureblood: why would you eat a wrapper
Just Ravenclaw Things
ravenclaws have two moods:
john mulaney
hozier
change my mind
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do you guys think that muggleborns ever just buy their robes at a costume shop? or their chests at a goodwill?
like how much wizardry stuff can you thrift?
Interhouse Conversations
gryffindor: swear words are now illegal. if you say one youβll be fined
slytherin: heck
gryffindor: youβre on thin fucking ice
gryffindor: oh no
