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Impulse: Wake me up-

Etho: Before you go go

Tango: When September ends

Pearl: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Martyn, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Ren: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Martyn: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Mumbo: Happy birthday Grian! I'm your gift!

Grian, whispering to Jimmy: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep him?

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Gem: I'm not doing to well.

Scott: What's wrong?

Gem: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Joel enters the room*

Gem: There it is again.

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Gem: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Scott: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Bdubs: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Gem: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Bdubs:

Gem: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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BigB: ARE YOU-

Pearl: Fucking.

BigB: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Pearl: Fucking.

BigB: IDIOT!

Joel: …What was that?

Pearl: Ren banned BigB from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

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Martyn: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Jimmy: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Impulse: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Bdubs: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Gem: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Pearl: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

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Gem: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

Scar: What if they torture us?

Gem: Just don’t talk!

Scar: Can we scream a little?

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Scar and Cleo: *speaking Spanish*

Scar: I know, I know.

Mumbo: You speak Spanish?

Scar: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Cleo speaks.

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Joel: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Gem: Alright.

Bdubs: Hey, I-

Joel: SHUT UP!

Bdubs: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Gem: It was bound to be stupid.

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Cleo: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Ren: I don't want your advice.

Cleo: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Cleo: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains…

Scar: A ray of hope for me!

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Joel: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Grian: How did you find us?

Joel: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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Gem: I'm never having a debate with Ren again, he literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Jimmy: Do you guys hear something?

Scar: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

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Gem: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Pearl: Gem, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Gem: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Lizzie: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Bdubs: Mumbo? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Mumbo: Bdubs, I swear to god—

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Grian: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Mumbo: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Cleo: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!

Bdubs: ...but you will, right?

Cleo: Oh, for sure.

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Scar, upon learning how Scott did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Scott: Well, not really.

Scar: You’re just a liar.

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Jimmy: I’m totally useless.

Lizzie: You’re not totally useless.

Lizzie: You can be used as a bad example.